🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)"Would you rather meet a man or a bear alone in the woods?"
Depends. What's the bear wearing?
"Nothing...it's a bear."
Ah, okay. Has it been drinking?
David PHave I been drinking?
[Well, clearly you're on an epic bender, the likes of which you have never experienced. You've somehow blacked out and ended up on the other side of the planet, in a forest, for reasons, that has actual Grizzly Adams style bears. One of which you have now encountered, pissed as a newt]
So, do I. and the bear have anything in common?
[You're both mammals, loosely speaking, and you both shit in....well... you're about to]
Do we like the same music, movies or, ya know...stuff?
[Yes. You and the bear, Kevin, both enjoyed the Scandi Noir satire, Tassie Noir series Deadloch]