🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)4d ago

What's your biggest turn-on when it comes to dating profile pictures?

Wrong answers only.

holding a big fish
7.1%
unlabeled group photo
6.5%
trucker cap / backwards baseball cap
3.4%
duck lips
7.3%
Instagram filters
4.5%
AI generated
10.3%
random dick pic
7.2%
emoji covering faces
4.8%
terribly backlit
4.1%
epic location
2.9%
blatant wealth signifiers
7%
obviously high/drunk
6.5%
insufficient clothing
4.5%
just a dog/cat
8.1%
all cleavage
5.5%
holding a firearm
10.4%
Poll ended at .
Luka Rubinjoni1d ago
Show thread🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)
So far, the scientifically sexiest dating profile photo is an AI-generated dog or cat, holding a firearm, lying on a pile of cash, with its dick out.
Mar 22 at 8:18pmWeb
Show threadstephaniepixie 🏳️‍🌈4d ago
@alice What a catch! 😅
Show threadThe Witch of Crow Briar4d ago
@stephaniepixie @alice yes, because the dick is also a fish. *squints* It appears to be a minnow of some kind.
Show threadBill3d ago

@crowbriarhexe @stephaniepixie @alice

The one eyed trouser trout

Show threadCynAq🤘4d ago
@alice you know there’s a dude that wants that as a tattoo
Show threadDidthat4d ago
@alice no ducks with guns.
Show threadNils Hammer4d ago
@alice Sounds like a reasonable prompt to me.
Show threadDefaultKevin4d ago
@alice but is the dog fixed
Show threadthe elder sea4d ago
@bthylafh
"Dick out, balls gone" feels like a metaphor I don't want to look into too hard.
@alice
Show threadJuniper 🏳️‍⚧️🌲4d ago
@eldersea @bthylafh @alice I mean, I know some sexy folks who could pull off that look
Show threadmultiplex4d ago
@eruonna @eldersea @bthylafh @alice aaaaaand we have reached peak-hachyderm
Show threadGray4d ago
@alice That's an incredibly specific portion of the internet, and one that frightens me
Show threadNuclear Oatmeal4d ago

@alice

Dicks out for Harambe!

Show threadBen4d ago

@alice

I cannot stop laughing at this

Show threadFlipper 🐬🏳️‍🌈4d ago
@alice Have you been checking out my Tinder profile???
Show thread🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)3d ago
@flipper you know it 😉
Show threadCat3d ago
@alice checks out
Show threadGender David Copperfield3d ago

@alice once a long time ago I had a picture of me laying nude (save some cheap sunglasses) on a pile of like 20lbs of stolen weed with a shotgun (actually a necessary thing to own in bear country).

So apparently that would have been a winning profile pic? Didn't have any fish though because I was living up in the mountains far away from any fishing spots.

Show thread🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)3d ago
@old_angry_queer one of those mounted Billy the Talking Bass trophies would work in a pinch.
Show threadGender David Copperfield3d ago
@alice damn. If I ever travel back to 2010 I'll make sure to put one of those in my trailer.
Show threadKate3d ago
@alice the firearm has phallic qualities
Show thread🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)3d ago
@musiciankate don't they all?
Show threadJames Donohoe2d ago
@alice
My children have informed me that Rule 34 likely applies here. I am now returning to my old fart cave in blissful ignorance.
Show thread🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)2d ago
@JamesMDonohoe they are wise in the ways of the internet.