What's your biggest turn-on when it comes to dating profile pictures?

Wrong answers only.

holding a big fish
7.1%
unlabeled group photo
6.5%
trucker cap / backwards baseball cap
3.4%
duck lips
7.3%
Instagram filters
4.5%
AI generated
10.3%
random dick pic
7.2%
emoji covering faces
4.8%
terribly backlit
4.1%
epic location
2.9%
blatant wealth signifiers
7%
obviously high/drunk
6.5%
insufficient clothing
4.5%
just a dog/cat
8.1%
all cleavage
5.5%
holding a firearm
10.4%
Poll ended at .
So far, the scientifically sexiest dating profile photo is an AI-generated dog or cat, holding a firearm, lying on a pile of cash, with its dick out.
@alice What a catch! πŸ˜…
@stephaniepixie @alice yes, because the dick is also a fish. *squints* It appears to be a minnow of some kind.

@crowbriarhexe @stephaniepixie @alice

The one eyed trouser trout