🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)4d ago

What's your biggest turn-on when it comes to dating profile pictures?

Wrong answers only.

holding a big fish
7.1%
unlabeled group photo
6.5%
trucker cap / backwards baseball cap
3.4%
duck lips
7.3%
Instagram filters
4.5%
AI generated
10.3%
random dick pic
7.2%
emoji covering faces
4.8%
terribly backlit
4.1%
epic location
2.9%
blatant wealth signifiers
7%
obviously high/drunk
6.5%
insufficient clothing
4.5%
just a dog/cat
8.1%
all cleavage
5.5%
holding a firearm
10.4%
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Show thread🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)4d ago
So far, the scientifically sexiest dating profile photo is an AI-generated dog or cat, holding a firearm, lying on a pile of cash, with its dick out.
Show threadDefaultKevin4d ago
@alice but is the dog fixed
Show threadthe elder sea
@bthylafh
"Dick out, balls gone" feels like a metaphor I don't want to look into too hard.
@alice
Mar 22 at 8:44pmWeb
Show threadJuniper 🏳️‍⚧️🌲4d ago
@eldersea @bthylafh @alice I mean, I know some sexy folks who could pull off that look
Show threadmultiplex4d ago
@eruonna @eldersea @bthylafh @alice aaaaaand we have reached peak-hachyderm