Mastodawn

🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)4d ago

What's your biggest turn-on when it comes to dating profile pictures?

Wrong answers only.

holding a big fish

7.1%

unlabeled group photo

6.5%

trucker cap / backwards baseball cap

3.4%

duck lips

7.3%

Instagram filters

4.5%

AI generated

10.3%

random dick pic

7.2%

emoji covering faces

4.8%

terribly backlit

4.1%

epic location

2.9%

blatant wealth signifiers

obviously high/drunk

6.5%

insufficient clothing

4.5%

just a dog/cat

8.1%

all cleavage

5.5%

holding a firearm

10.4%

Poll ended at Mar 25 at 5:55pm.

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🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)4d ago

So far, the scientifically sexiest dating profile photo is an AI-generated dog or cat, holding a firearm, lying on a pile of cash, with its dick out.

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Gender David Copperfield 3d ago

@alice once a long time ago I had a picture of me laying nude (save some cheap sunglasses) on a pile of like 20lbs of stolen weed with a shotgun (actually a necessary thing to own in bear country).

So apparently that would have been a winning profile pic? Didn't have any fish though because I was living up in the mountains far away from any fishing spots.

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🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)

@old_angry_queer one of those mounted Billy the Talking Bass trophies would work in a pinch.

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Gender David Copperfield 3d ago

@alice damn. If I ever travel back to 2010 I'll make sure to put one of those in my trailer.