ASSEMBLING THE MOST HURTFUL THINGS YOU CAN SAY TO ICE WITHOUT GETTING CHAIN BEATEN WITH NIGHT STICKS AND MAILED FREIGHT-RATE TO A GULAG IN EL SALVADOR.
@LRRRonEarth “YOU WERE CONCEIVED IN A PT CRUISER WHILE LISTENING TO 311.”

@D_J_Nathanson

GOD DAMN, DUDE. OUCH.

@D_J_Nathanson
Can you get a license in MN? If I ever need a lawyer I want you to represent me

@LRRRonEarth

@D_J_Nathanson @LRRRonEarth what did 311 ever do to you?
@guyjantic @D_J_Nathanson @LRRRonEarth
Seriously, you’d think maybe Nickelback or something. Everyone seems to hate them. But 311?
@gloriouscow @Nerde @guyjantic @LRRRonEarth You just described Sublime.
@D_J_Nathanson @gloriouscow @Nerde @guyjantic @LRRRonEarth Okay, a touch too far. Sublime was an innovative band until the lead singer OD’ed.

@lawyerjsd @D_J_Nathanson @gloriouscow @Nerde @guyjantic

THEY HAVE LOST CONTROL OF THEIR LEGACY AND CANNOT RECLAIM IT. THE THREAD OF PROPHECY CANNOT BE PLAYED LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING RIOT ANYMORE. IT MUST BE RETIRED.

@gloriouscow Nah, now you're just mindlessly trashing a band you maybe never listened to.

@Nerde @D_J_Nathanson @LRRRonEarth

@guyjantic @Nerde @D_J_Nathanson @LRRRonEarth

my favorite part about your reaction is that my post was not even an insult unless you decided it was because you dislike a different band

my friend, I went to high school in the 90's and I owned an FM radio. anyone in their forties in the USA has has ever smoked up has heard some 311.

not only have I seen 311 twice in concert, the second time I had backstage passes from the local radio station and I got Chad Sexton to autograph the jewel case of Transistor, which is sad because I was hoping everybody would but they ended like a half hour early.

I ended up giving that CD to this girl I was trying to impress who then promptly moved to Ohio.

i mindlessly do a lot of things. poking a little fun at 311 for being the soundtrack of my awkward adolescence is not one of those.

@gloriouscow @guyjantic @Nerde @D_J_Nathanson

MY DUDES, WE MUST NOT FALL TO INFIGHTING OVER 311. WE MUST APPEAL TO OUR HIGHER REASONING AND USE IT TO CAUSE PSYCHIC INJURY TO THE POSSE OF THUGGISH BEDWETTERS WHO ARE STRANGLING AMERICA TO DEATH.

@LRRRonEarth @guyjantic @Nerde @D_J_Nathanson

I HAD UNRESOLVED ANGER THAT NICK HEXUM DID NOT SIGN MY CD CASE BUT I HAVE LET IT GO NOW

@gloriouscow @Nerde @D_J_Nathanson @LRRRonEarth "My post was not even an insult..."
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"MOST HURTFUL THINGS YOU CAN SAY"...
@Nerde @D_J_Nathanson @LRRRonEarth Seriously. They did some top-notch, genre-breaking shit. Just listen to Transistor.

@guyjantic @Nerde @D_J_Nathanson

EVERYONE IS SKIPPING OVER THE MOST OBVIOUS DOUCHEBAG BAND. FRED DURST IS LIKE A MESSIAH TO THOSE CHUDS.

@LRRRonEarth @guyjantic @D_J_Nathanson
Jezuz, Fred Durst is the prefect representative for Jacksonville FL, except he might be a little too classy.