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ASSEMBLING THE MOST HURTFUL THINGS YOU CAN SAY TO ICE WITHOUT GETTING CHAIN BEATEN WITH NIGHT STICKS AND MAILED FREIGHT-RATE TO A GULAG IN EL SALVADOR.
Dave Nathanson@LRRRonEarth “YOU WERE CONCEIVED IN A PT CRUISER WHILE LISTENING TO 311.”
Proto Himbo European@D_J_Nathanson @LRRRonEarth what did 311 ever do to you?
Stanley Nerdlinger II@guyjantic @D_J_Nathanson @LRRRonEarth
Seriously, you’d think maybe Nickelback or something. Everyone seems to hate them. But 311?
Seriously, you’d think maybe Nickelback or something. Everyone seems to hate them. But 311?
gloriouscow@Nerde @guyjantic @D_J_Nathanson @LRRRonEarth
nickelback: ska edition
@gloriouscow Nah, now you're just mindlessly trashing a band you maybe never listened to.
@guyjantic @Nerde @D_J_Nathanson @LRRRonEarth
my favorite part about your reaction is that my post was not even an insult unless you decided it was because you dislike a different band
my friend, I went to high school in the 90's and I owned an FM radio. anyone in their forties in the USA has has ever smoked up has heard some 311.
not only have I seen 311 twice in concert, the second time I had backstage passes from the local radio station and I got Chad Sexton to autograph the jewel case of Transistor, which is sad because I was hoping everybody would but they ended like a half hour early.
I ended up giving that CD to this girl I was trying to impress who then promptly moved to Ohio.
i mindlessly do a lot of things. poking a little fun at 311 for being the soundtrack of my awkward adolescence is not one of those.
@gloriouscow @guyjantic @Nerde @D_J_Nathanson
MY DUDES, WE MUST NOT FALL TO INFIGHTING OVER 311. WE MUST APPEAL TO OUR HIGHER REASONING AND USE IT TO CAUSE PSYCHIC INJURY TO THE POSSE OF THUGGISH BEDWETTERS WHO ARE STRANGLING AMERICA TO DEATH.
@LRRRonEarth @guyjantic @Nerde @D_J_Nathanson
I HAD UNRESOLVED ANGER THAT NICK HEXUM DID NOT SIGN MY CD CASE BUT I HAVE LET IT GO NOW