Valdus
LRRR 
ASSEMBLING THE MOST HURTFUL THINGS YOU CAN SAY TO ICE WITHOUT GETTING CHAIN BEATEN WITH NIGHT STICKS AND MAILED FREIGHT-RATE TO A GULAG IN EL SALVADOR.
EVERYONE HERE IS TOO TRAUMATISED TO BE GOOD AT BULLYING. I NEED HURTFUL EPITHETS. STUFF THAT WILL FOLLOW THEM HOME AND EAT AT THEM AT NIGHT. "IT'S A SHAME YOU'RE DOING YOUR BEST."
Flipper 🐬🏳️🌈@LRRRonEarth pretty sure the fart would gag that close to an ICE agent
IT'S GOTTA HURT TO BE AN UNDERSTUDY TO T.S.A. THEY WERE, UNTIL RECENTLY, THE MOST USELESS FUCKS IN THE FEDERAL SERVICE.
pmonks (330ppm)@LRRRonEarth “Temu TSA”?
xyhhx 
@LRRRonEarth i saw someone call someone "cheese dick" in the manga im reading
.vad//hakara🧭@LRRRonEarth A guy I went to college with was commonly heard referring to anyone who displeased him as a "donkey-raping shit-eater". Feel free to modify that however you like.
I_give_u_worms@LRRRonEarth "what, do you hold the shoe while they smell it?"
"that's right-- smell my shoe"
"that's right-- smell my shoe"
@LRRRonEarth DHS may have recently let the joke end about taking off your shoes at the airport though
Axomamma, Antifa from birth@LRRRonEarth "Your momma makes bad mac and cheese"?
"You're a disappointment to your grandparents"?
Flaming Cheeto@LRRRonEarth
Ok, let me try again.....
Liberal women fuck WAY better.
@LRRRonEarth Tactical gear drools
Strategic gear rules!
Strategic gear rules!
Michele Feltman Strider@LRRRonEarth I'm for the classics: a pitying headshake and a solid, "bless your heart, baby." Guaranteed 90% effective rate.
Quaap@LRRRonEarth "Being incapable of pleasuring a woman is no reason to be an asshole"
MooMoo the Cat
TayFoNay, Sigh-D@LRRRonEarth SO, WHO WON WHEN YOUR PARENTS BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER WHEN YOU WERE 7?
HEY ITS NOT OUR FAULT NOBODY BELIEVED YOU ABOUT THAT HANDSY PASTOR.
@LRRRonEarth wait one more
YOU KNOW HOW YOUR BRAIN BERATES YOU AT 2AM? ALL THAT SHIT IS TRUE.
DianeOuch! that one hurts. ;)
This is hard for me, but here's some attempts.
Bruh, do you even ad block?
You let microsoft copilot tell you what to do? what a total NPC.
My camera shoots fascistsI'm not a gamer at all, but I know an NPC is and, oof, that would be a mortal blow if they knew what it was as well, given how they're trying so hard to be the tough guy hero.
FeloniousPunk@LRRRonEarth @Catawu My go-to is “I bet you would be a hit at parties if you ever got invited to one”
mivox is exhausted 
@LRRRonEarth Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries?
Catsnfats 🇺🇦@LRRRonEarth “your mask may be big, but your dick is still small”
StarkRG@LRRRonEarth Just stand there and look hideous, you're fucking horrendous at anything else.
Melissa BearTrix
Tobias 🌒🌕🌘@LRRRonEarth "Your mother/family must be sooo proud."
"Do your kids know you do this for a living?"
"You beat your wife like this too?"
Asta [AMP]@LRRRonEarth
"Good money in kidnapping children for a pedophile?"
"Everyone spits in your food"
"Your father still won't love you"
"Good money in kidnapping children for a pedophile?"
"Everyone spits in your food"
"Your father still won't love you"
@LRRRonEarth "Your legal immunity won't outlast this administration"
"Congrats on achieving your high school dreams"
"Congrats on achieving your high school dreams"
♿ 🏳️🌈 La pantera roja@LRRRonEarth “In case of an outbreak of brain-eating zombies you will be perfectly safe”
Curious@LRRRonEarth so proud of your work you wear a mask eh?
Galbinus Caeli@LRRRonEarth The Camo isn't working we can still see you
staringatclouds@LRRRonEarth I find "Fuck off and die" usually gets the desired result
Don't mess with the classics
@LRRRonEarth You could try the insults from @shakespearean_Insults
But it's doubtful ICE would understand them
❣️u.s. pause federal tax remittances@staringatclouds i bite my thumb at thee!
hm. maybe i could replace the flipping the bird with biting my thumb.
Collette@staringatclouds @LRRRonEarth I BET YOU THOUGHT PIZZAGATE WAS REAL
Jake@LRRRonEarth "You can't let your kids know what your job is, because the other kids at school would spit on them" maybe?
Ember in the Pattern Buffer@LRRRonEarth I think “couldn’t cut it as a cop?” is getting me sent to the gulag
It’s too fine a line
@LRRRonEarth That they hear it as "you have no on her" doesn't help.
Ada (Villain arc) 🏳️⚧️@LRRRonEarth "When you die you will take more knowledge with you than the average person because you don't have a lot of people to share that knowledge with" sounds pretty brutal and even if they already know that, it still hurts because people are genetically hard wired to be social and if you have to pull that one it's probably pretty true.
@LRRRonEarth I think the hot new third country destination is various nations in Africa.
@LRRRonEarth A major Popeye's franchisee declared bankruptcy
"Mediocre Bunny" Evelyn@LRRRonEarth
"May you get everything that you deserve."
"May you get everything that you deserve."
marzhall"So why didn't they let you be a real cop?"
Ann Annas@LRRRonEarth
"You know you're never getting that bonus, right?"
"You know you're never getting that bonus, right?"
Mother Bones@Ananas @LRRRonEarth Ooh ouch! 😂
That's the kind of thing you say a little too loudly to your companion, referring to the ICE agents you're walking past in the third person.
Dopes The Frogman@LRRRonEarth "keep talking and I'll give your mother a child she'll actually love. "
sludgefossil@LRRRonEarth Your dentist told me he hates you, and it’s time for your cleaning
Jordi (Tubal Hippy)"Jesus says you smell like piss and you still suck your thumb at night."
Uhhhhh.....🤔 thinking
"You're disgusting! Vile! You filthy sack of wet trash! You America-hating traitor! America hates ICE! Everybody hates ICE! We SEE you! We see what you're doing! Drink dumpster juice! You incompetent dipshit! What a clod! Scum! Get rekt!"
And finally, "Enjoy the next 24 hours!"