LRRR 
ASSEMBLING THE MOST HURTFUL THINGS YOU CAN SAY TO ICE WITHOUT GETTING CHAIN BEATEN WITH NIGHT STICKS AND MAILED FREIGHT-RATE TO A GULAG IN EL SALVADOR.
EVERYONE HERE IS TOO TRAUMATISED TO BE GOOD AT BULLYING. I NEED HURTFUL EPITHETS. STUFF THAT WILL FOLLOW THEM HOME AND EAT AT THEM AT NIGHT. "IT'S A SHAME YOU'RE DOING YOUR BEST."
DianeThis is hard for me, but here's some attempts.
Bruh, do you even ad block?
You let microsoft copilot tell you what to do? what a total NPC.
My camera shoots fascistsI'm not a gamer at all, but I know an NPC is and, oof, that would be a mortal blow if they knew what it was as well, given how they're trying so hard to be the tough guy hero.