ASSEMBLING THE MOST HURTFUL THINGS YOU CAN SAY TO ICE WITHOUT GETTING CHAIN BEATEN WITH NIGHT STICKS AND MAILED FREIGHT-RATE TO A GULAG IN EL SALVADOR.
"YOU HAVE NO HONOR" DOESN'T HURT AS MUCH AS IT SHOULD BECAUSE THEY ALREADY KNOW IT.
"YOU ARE SCUM" IS ALWAYS RELIABLE.
EVERYONE HERE IS TOO TRAUMATISED TO BE GOOD AT BULLYING. I NEED HURTFUL EPITHETS. STUFF THAT WILL FOLLOW THEM HOME AND EAT AT THEM AT NIGHT. "IT'S A SHAME YOU'RE DOING YOUR BEST."
@LRRRonEarth I'm for the classics: a pitying headshake and a solid, "bless your heart, baby." Guaranteed 90% effective rate.