LRRR 
ASSEMBLING THE MOST HURTFUL THINGS YOU CAN SAY TO ICE WITHOUT GETTING CHAIN BEATEN WITH NIGHT STICKS AND MAILED FREIGHT-RATE TO A GULAG IN EL SALVADOR.
EVERYONE HERE IS TOO TRAUMATISED TO BE GOOD AT BULLYING. I NEED HURTFUL EPITHETS. STUFF THAT WILL FOLLOW THEM HOME AND EAT AT THEM AT NIGHT. "IT'S A SHAME YOU'RE DOING YOUR BEST."
TayFoNay, Sigh-D@LRRRonEarth SO, WHO WON WHEN YOUR PARENTS BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER WHEN YOU WERE 7?
HEY ITS NOT OUR FAULT NOBODY BELIEVED YOU ABOUT THAT HANDSY PASTOR.
@LRRRonEarth wait one more
YOU KNOW HOW YOUR BRAIN BERATES YOU AT 2AM? ALL THAT SHIT IS TRUE.
DianeOuch! that one hurts. ;)