Have US airports always been a concentrated dose of American dystopia or has it just been O'Hare and everything post-9/11? Somehow Security was not the most disturbing source of decay and horror. Or maybe it was and I'm just numb to it.
Apparently "Beats, Bites, & Flights" is the new "Eats, Shoots, and Leaves"
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Denver Airport, presented without comment.
I feel like I've woken up in an Idiocracy LARP.
Denver Airport is redeeming itself
Landed at SeaTac. What airport dystopia awaits?
"Aft doors cross-check complete."
Ok, SeaTac is genuinely winning. This is civilized.

I'm sure SeaTac has its own WTF elements. This isn't one of them.

Seeing the breastfeeding station after deplaning is not nearly as disconcerting as the patriotic beaky Underoos.

@arclight I don't think most people like it much, but I always thought it's subway was kind of neat. Also legit enjoyed it's kind of brutalist parking garage's spiral ramps.
@arclight wear your dick eagle with pride! BUY A DEAGLE TODAY
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At Haneda airport I've seen "quiet corners"; a mostly walled off spot with a chair, low lighting and sound dampening. For anybody who finds the stress, noise and crowds too much to handle.

@jannem @arclight I'll have to look for those next time. Mostly (once through security) it's inadequate amounts of seating for the limited food and beverage options. In an otherwise excellent airport.

Outside security, many more options.

@arclight Privacy or they donโ€™t want to see it, so think the woman should take her baby into a dark hole with no visible sources of air?

@CStamp I don't know what's been your experience, but as a mom who breastfed two kids for many years, I very much welcomed these private spaces in busy places. I never used the one at the airport -I only traveled by air after weaning- but I was happy to learn of its existence.

Maybe I'm too modest, but I didn't like to be seen breastfeeding by dozens of strangers, let alone pumping ๐Ÿ˜ฌ. I have social anxiety and the stress of having so many people around made things very difficult. The noise and movement also distracted both of my babies. It's not always easy to find a clean stand to put all the pump paraphernalia and a handy outlet to connect it. Idk, just my experience.
I assumed the pods were ventilated somehow.

As a side note, I felt that Seattle was quite chill with breastfeeding moms. I did it in quiet restaurants, parks and even a church. But for the crowded places, I appreciated and made use of the breastfeeding rooms.

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@marsiposa @arclight Nice to have options. I hope they look better on the inside. That looks not so much a room as a box.

@CStamp yeah, I'm also curious how they are inside.
I'm guessing many breastfeeding rooms are not exactly an example of thoughtful design. I've heard *stories*. The breastfeeding "room" at one of my jobs was one of the employee restrooms, which I could lock, but also.. Idk... I could never shake the feeling that pumping in a restroom is yucky ๐Ÿคข.

As I write this I realize that maybe my expectations were very low to start with ๐Ÿ˜…

@arclight interesting shape choice

โ€œAfter getting off the plane, do you want to spend MORE time in a giant cylinder?โ€

@arclight SeaTac also has at least one mixed gender restroom. It's the first one I've ever been in. It's basically a large restroom with multiple fully enclosed toilet stalls. I think urinals are in their own room. After a lifetime of seeing men's rooms and ladies' rooms, it was quite mind-boggling to see a mixed gender restroom. I think it's civilized, too.

@arclight they also have a sensory (quiet) room, most times honor the sunflower lanyard for invisible dissabilities, have accessibility assistance for blind or low-vision and have a social story-guide tailored for autistic people with the process of going through the SEA-TAC airport.

Dashes of civilization among the chaos.

@arclight These are all over the place in Seattle, it's great, there are even some at Climate Pledge Arena

I'm not sure why people who are breastfeeding would be taking their babies to a hockey game or a concert but, hey, if they are, they're taken care of

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@arclight it's a ruse
@autolycos @arclight

birds can't fly at 5000 feet, right?
@petabites @arclight they unicycle at that altitude
@arclight Brawndo. It's what plants need.

@steevmi1

*crave

Trying to be helpful. The line is, "... plants crave."

@VictimOfSimony I haven't been able to muster the interest in a rewatch given that we all get to live it pretty damn hard.

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I havenโ€™t flown since 2019. When I miss travel, I have a little list of things I reflect on to keep from getting sad: that time on Southwest when I was in the middle seat between two 300 pound guys, the NYT story about the airline with a bedbug problem, and now this.

In the past, I used to enjoy spending time in most airports, with the food and shopping and no pressure to do anything but catch my flight. But these sights you have here ๐Ÿ˜ณ.

@arclight You just woke up ? You lucky bastard โ€ฆ Iโ€™ve been seeing this shit for over 30 years
@arclight The incel magazine isn't supposed to outright say that it's an incel magazine.

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This is why men are idiots.

@RVLara23 Guilty as charged. We are dumb as hell.

@RVLara23 @arclight Companies like these exploit group-think for everyone though. People as a whole are idiots for falling for it, but at the same time there is a lot to be said for how evil it is to use it in the first place...

I've reached the point I'm placing the blame about 50/50.

@arclight The only two things I remember about Denver airport are the signs for torando shelters, and the cursed demon horse out the front

@jpm @arclight

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Blucifer has killed before and will kill again.

@jpm @arclight
I always liked the train from the airplane to Denver. It's comfortable and fast, and you get a good view of the nothingness that's eastern Colorado.

I could do without the armed security guards though. A jumpy 30-something with a big gun doesn't make me less worried, hired to be there or not.

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Putting his pecker right out thereโ€ฆ

(More #alt4you: photo shows an illuminated advert for men's underwear. The designs on the left and right leg come from the American flag. A bulge for the genitals is adorned with the head of a bird, probably (from context) an eagle, with a prominent beak. Hence my terrible pun.)

@arclight So, this is why they call it a pecker?

@AD6QF @arclight
Here's me wondering if they sell women's flag panties with a cat on the crotch.

*shudders*

@arclight ~"Honey, why have you been keeping your shorts on when you wake me in the evening? It's not the same, you know."~
@arclight That is going on the list of the most horrible things that I have ever seen.

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Other people are seeing this as a pecker, but I'm seeing it as a giant chomp on the penis!

Looks like it would involve screaming, and not from the bird

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Every time something such USian comes between me and my friends, it's almost obligatory to reference that clip: https://youtu.be/P7JRvwfHFwo
America, Fuck Yeah!

YouTube

@arclight Hmmm..how comfortable are most men when women are laughing at them?

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@CStamp @arclight It's the only comfort I have these days?

@arclight Alt text is incomplete. Part B: huge image of menโ€™s underwear. One side is red and white stripes, the other is blue with white stars. In betweenโ€ฆis a bald eagleโ€™s face.

(All American drawers for the man who isnโ€™t afraid of his family jewels causing hysterical laughter.)

@arclight I will never understand something like this while people at the same time preach about respecting the flag.

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Now is clearly the time to release my range of Designer Penis Gourds.

Coming so soon to high end mens fashion outlets near you.

#KeepItUp #CultureAppropriated

@arclight Yeesh
@ai6yr Techbros have (re)invented the coffee vending machine, now with extra DSM-IV!