Have US airports always been a concentrated dose of American dystopia or has it just been O'Hare and everything post-9/11? Somehow Security was not the most disturbing source of decay and horror. Or maybe it was and I'm just numb to it.
Apparently "Beats, Bites, & Flights" is the new "Eats, Shoots, and Leaves"
Encounter a wild techbro in the airport? Don't worry - contact one of Austin Bergstrom Airport's Techbro Control Specialists who will bait one of our specially constructed techbro live traps with Claude tokens, capture, and harmlessly release the techbro at one of our server farms upstate
Away from your sterile metallic Skinner Box condo? Need coffee but can't bear the thought of "interacting" with other "people" who might have a "personality" and subject you to "conversation"? Obtain coffee from one of our emotionless robot baristas - just like Wire Mom used to make!
Denver Airport, presented without comment.

@arclight

This is why men are idiots.

@RVLara23 @arclight Companies like these exploit group-think for everyone though. People as a whole are idiots for falling for it, but at the same time there is a lot to be said for how evil it is to use it in the first place...

I've reached the point I'm placing the blame about 50/50.