Have US airports always been a concentrated dose of American dystopia or has it just been O'Hare and everything post-9/11? Somehow Security was not the most disturbing source of decay and horror. Or maybe it was and I'm just numb to it.
Encounter a wild techbro in the airport? Don't worry - contact one of Austin Bergstrom Airport's Techbro Control Specialists who will bait one of our specially constructed techbro live traps with Claude tokens, capture, and harmlessly release the techbro at one of our server farms upstate
Away from your sterile metallic Skinner Box condo? Need coffee but can't bear the thought of "interacting" with other "people" who might have a "personality" and subject you to "conversation"? Obtain coffee from one of our emotionless robot baristas - just like Wire Mom used to make!
@arclight SeaTac also has at least one mixed gender restroom. It's the first one I've ever been in. It's basically a large restroom with multiple fully enclosed toilet stalls. I think urinals are in their own room. After a lifetime of seeing men's rooms and ladies' rooms, it was quite mind-boggling to see a mixed gender restroom. I think it's civilized, too.