Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 
I mean, who hasn't teleported to Waffle House at least once? 
gabz 
Viss
Paul_IPv6
Nick 'The Viking'As long as I could teleport *back*
Closest one is 800 miles 😳
Fritz Adalis
vxo@FritzAdalis
There is a Denny's at a truck stop somewhere around Corning, CA, that I swear I've randomly teleported into before
@Viss @catsalad
There is a Denny's at a truck stop somewhere around Corning, CA, that I swear I've randomly teleported into before
@Viss @catsalad
Jess👾
CANELA BLANCA@catsalad Sometimes. Sometimes I teleport to White Castle.
Comrade Weez@christopherbrown samesies. Usually had the 4th burger in my face when I realised where i was. @catsalad
The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus@catsalad I teleported to Waffle House at 3:00 AM. Got me a Krabby Patty with Shadow the Hedgehog and then we fought Yaldabaoth together.
Jo (lesbian is my persona era)Half the time I ended up in Waffle House in college I had no recollection on how I got there, I assumed I teleported.
Moe Lassus@ElsaPreme @catsalad you DEFINITELY teleported.
I'm just saying it happens,ok!
gavi
kwayk42
Ω 🌍 Gus Posey@catsalad I'll be honest; it explains some things about high school.
a high doom@catsalad if go to wafflehouse and remember the details of the trip, you did it wrong
Scary Austin@catsalad
I sure wish I could teleport and save on gas! That lucky bastard.
I sure wish I could teleport and save on gas! That lucky bastard.
TJC-
Flipper 🐬🏳️🌈@catsalad IHOP I get, but Waffle House sounds unlikely.
ArchiveScribe@catsalad I would never say that I teleported, but I did thoroughly enjoy myself at a Pink Floyd concert in 1980.
🍋 Superball ☀️
troy_friz_zellIn and just after college, I got transported all the fucking time. I'd be enjoying my evening with friends and BAM! it was 3:45am and I was at some sketchy all-night place eating... something.
Given my headache the next morning, I assume I was probed by aliens.
Sarah Sammis@catsalad Me. (There aren't any where I live)
2xfo
tuban_muzuruWhen I pass away, I want to find myself in a Waffle House about 11 PM, with a cup of bad coffee and all my friends around me...
I miss them all.
Stephen Debuts A New Waffle House Song
stevenray
Burger B Burger@catsalad
Number 15
Waffle House Teleporter
The last thing you want in your waffle
is a teleporter to the Waffle House
but that might be what you get.
Number 15
Waffle House Teleporter
The last thing you want in your waffle
is a teleporter to the Waffle House
but that might be what you get.
The Cat Herder@catsalad I think it was 3 times. But it was always really late and in the south. So I’m not sure if it was real.
Kevin Karhan 
I teleported into a Burger King once, but I was also hideously drunk, so I suspect I had a Walking Blackout.
Momo
MegatronicThronBanksI know I have! 
HiddenPineapple@catsalad Sounds like technology stolen from Taco Bell
Fluffy Kitty Cat"What makes you qualified for this role?"
"Don't you hate it when you get blackout drunk and wake up in a waffle house? Happens to me a lot"
"Congrats! you now run FEMA, update the index next time you teleport there"
Elizabeth 
狐ヴィクシー@catsalad i frequently teleported to White Castle. Reality usually resumed on burger no. 6 and 2nd onion chips. Gave up boozing and strangely never teleported again.
Óscar Morales Vivó@catsalad I’m more of a coffee shop teleporter but that’s because I’m too bougie for my own good.
But seriously at least once a week I wake up in the morning doing my thing and suddenly am in a coffee shop latte in hand. Must be aliens.