I mean, who hasn't teleported to Waffle House at least once? 
@catsalad fucking me. i wanna teleport to a waffle house!
@Viss @catsalad
I'd even accept teleporting to a Denny's at this point.
@FritzAdalis
There is a Denny's at a truck stop somewhere around Corning, CA, that I swear I've randomly teleported into before
@Viss @catsalad