I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!

(Kids watching the Lego movie)

Me: “do you even know who Shaquille O’Neal is?”
Riley: “of course I know who Shaq is.”
“How?”
“I READ BOOKS, DAD.”

Mar 20 at 2:34pmWeb
Show threadI Can't Believe It's Not Zero!3d ago
You just know there’s some well-worn glossy book from the 1990s in the school library titled something like “Giants Among Us: NBA Centers!” in big purple or turquoise font.
Show threadBrendan Shanks3d ago
@steve or a novelization of
Show threadDev3d ago
@steve owned
Show threadPierre H.3d ago
@steve you should not raise your kids to be smart
Show threadshac ron ₪‎3d ago
@steve He was in our 20th Century History book
Show threadRoger Ogden3d ago
@steve Famous literary figure, Shaquille O'Neal.
Show threadHeath Borders3d ago
@steve Great Shaqspectations
Show threadI Can't Believe It's Not Zero!3d ago
@heathborders would read