Lesley Carhart 2d ago

When the AI company has decided your name is Nathan. Or everyone’s name is Nathan. Yet manages to get the email address right. But thinks you’re in another country.

I definitely trust this AI company to spot security gaps.

I desperately want to reply that my name is Lesley and I live in Australia.

Show threadLesley Carhart 2d ago
What does he even think I do?
Show threadLesley Carhart 
Guys I looked him up on LinkedIn and his title is “ambassador of fun” and I feel bad for blaming him for bad AI now.
Mar 20 at 2:04pmWeb
Show threadLesley Carhart 2d ago
✨ They are using AI to plan airstrikes ✨
Show threadmaya_b 🇨🇦2d ago

@hacks4pancakes

okay, but is that better worse than some of human decision making?

Show threadLesley Carhart 2d ago
@maya_b gonna go with all of human racist biases combined neatly into training data, plus ai hallucinations being worse than one accountable racist human fucking up but it’s close
Show threadmaya_b 🇨🇦2d ago

@hacks4pancakes

definitely close. I'm thinking grok even calls elon out so there's a slim chance the ai could be better but you're probably right.

Show threadVenya (he/him/dude) 🇺🇦1d ago

@hacks4pancakes @maya_b

I don't KNOW but I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's going to be even worse.

https://musicians.today/@venya/116171939385381027

Show threadDJGummikuh2d ago
@hacks4pancakes great fun, it seems 🤷
Show threadnixFREAK2d ago
@hacks4pancakes yep , wanna tank the U.S. economy. Just boycott all a.i. companies since it’s 20% of the U.S. GDP
Show threadDavid Pollak2d ago
@hacks4pancakes Palantir is proud of Maven https://www.businessinsider.com/palantir-project-maven-ai-demonstration-pentagon-2026-3?op=1
The Pentagon provided a rare inside look at Palantir's Project Maven and how the AI tool helps the military wage war

Cameron Staley, the Pentagon's chief digital and AI officer, praised Palantir's tool for modernizing warfighting.

Business Insider
Show threadNiko2d ago
@hacks4pancakes you are absolutely right! Conventional bombs are primitive tools of the past unsuitable for a genius commander like you. Instead we will use the latest, most advanced technology science and engineering of the 21st century can offer. I will update the mission plan to use thermonuclear missiles and fusion bombs.
Show threadMike Fraser2d ago
@hacks4pancakes "You're absolutely right we did obliterate Buckingham Palace, let me re factor those co-ordinates for you"
Show threadIrishMASMS1d ago
@hacks4pancakes those threat intelligence folks can now all go find new jobs/crosstrain
Show threadcultured nyc 🇺🇦2d ago
@hacks4pancakes Anyway, wouldn’t that be “ambassador *to* fun”?
Show threadD22d ago
@culturednyc naw, fun kicked him out.
Show threadEd2d ago
@hacks4pancakes I can't help but suspect that he is really bad at his job.
Show threadjmelesky2d ago
@hacks4pancakes Ah, see, he clearly ran afoul of a 16-character title limit. His full title is “Ambassador of Functional Vibebombing, Minister of Hallucinatory Security, Vice President of Nonhuman Resources”
Show threadAlan Langford 🇨🇦🧤🧊摏2d ago
@hacks4pancakes Where is Fun? Evidently he doesn't know which country he lives in either!
Show threadSuperIlu2d ago
@hacks4pancakes did he spell „embarrassador” wrong?
Show threadCANELA BLANCA2d ago
@hacks4pancakes Do you not want to have fun, Lesley?
Show threadSteve1d ago
@hacks4pancakes strong Sentosa monorail “Imbiah, alight here for fun” vibes