OphitoxaemiaMar 19
Ben
Most common cause of death in Europe according to Ai
Mar 19 at 9:10pmWeb
Show threadFlippin' 'eck, Tucker!Mar 19
@TheBreadmonkey They say AI just hallucinates stuff but honestly I'm looking at that map and can't see a think wrong with it.
Show threadgreenpepper22Mar 19
@losttourist @TheBreadmonkey idk I feel like the most common cause of death in Latvia can’t possibly be “Polatoes”
Show threadDuckbilled Plattypus.Mar 19

@greenpepper22

Just because no one you love hasn't faced the ghastly polatoes epidemic doesn't mean polatoes aren't a deadly and "imminent" (whatever that means) threat.

@losttourist @TheBreadmonkey

Show threadGreg Harvey 🌍Mar 19
@greenpepper22 @losttourist @TheBreadmonkey Maybe that's Latvian for frogs?
Show threadPaper MoonMar 20
@greenpepper22 @losttourist @TheBreadmonkey Doing Pelates while overeating potatoes poses a serious health risk and should not be taken lightly.
Show threadderptronMar 19
@losttourist @TheBreadmonkey Watch it actually be something someone made as a funny but people then share it saying it's AI because they think it's funnier that way or that's how they got it so they just don't even know.
Show threadWordmarkMar 19
@TheBreadmonkey hilarious but wrong :( #lonelyness, #cancer, #heartdesease and #war
Show threadCLT/Linux Mar 19
@wordmark @TheBreadmonkey that's exactly what "according to AI" means.
Show threadFlippin' 'eck, Tucker!Mar 19
@TheBreadmonkey BOSTY SPOUSES!
Show threadNickMar 19
@losttourist @TheBreadmonkey When I am old and infirm, just throw me to the bosty spouses.
Show threadjamesb (MW1CGG)Mar 19
@Nickiquote Nora Batty will be waiting with a smile. @losttourist @TheBreadmonkey
Show threadFlippin' 'eck, Tucker!Mar 19
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey You'll be right next door to the DYSIES, it'll be grand.
Show threadNickMar 19
@TheBreadmonkey I knew it! People should have a health warning. I’m trying to give them up, myself.
Show threadBen M0SWV 🏳️‍🌈 🇪🇺 🇮🇪 🇵🇸Mar 19
@TheBreadmonkey deadly Baltic frogs. Who knew?!
Show threadLA SoonerMar 19
@TheBreadmonkey Pizza. Well, if you gotta go.....
Show threadGuy on the runMar 19

@MatthewTitus88 @TheBreadmonkey

Pizza! 😄

Show threadAria.DNE [grim]Mar 19
@TheBreadmonkey them poisonous polatoes.
Show threadSarahMar 19
@TheBreadmonkey

At the moment the Irish "Old Age" seems the better option but I'm afraid to be bamboozled and die of "Cold age". 😢
Show threadSarahMar 19

@TheBreadmonkey

"Gears"I don't even know what to be afraid of.

Show threadPete Alex Harris🦡🕸️🌲/∞🪐∫Mar 19

@sarah @TheBreadmonkey

I didn't know Norway was some kind of steampunk dystopia. Sounds bad. I'd take my chances with the frogs.

Show threadJonathan TMar 20

@petealexharris @sarah @TheBreadmonkey Have you even ever tried cycling in the fjords, eh? eh? That moment where you want to go from 6th to 7th is fucking harrowing.

HARROWING.

Show threadSarahMar 19
@TheBreadmonkey

At certain points in history the Russian "winter" has been the most common cause of death for the French and Germans as well.
Show threadTheDudeMar 19
@TheBreadmonkey polatoes and dules do be a problem tho. Also just yoghurt, *in my best yakhov smirnov voice* in Greece yoghurt kills you!
Show threadTwo five zero zero zeroMar 19
@TheBreadmonkey The Dutch and the Danish don't die!
Show threadPete Alex Harris🦡🕸️🌲/∞🪐∫Mar 19

@EdwinvMeerkerk @TheBreadmonkey

I think the Grim Weather gets a lot of them.

Show threadTwo five zero zero zeroMar 19
@petealexharris @TheBreadmonkey Ooh yes, the Grim weather, we fear it of old. That is why we hide behind our dikes, waiting for it to pass
Show threadPete Alex Harris🦡🕸️🌲/∞🪐∫Mar 19
@EdwinvMeerkerk @TheBreadmonkey
I don't know why the North Sea gets its own label for most common cause of death as if it was a country. Unless it's actually for Doggerland, in which case, yeah maybe?
Show threadFlippin' 'eck, Tucker!Mar 20
@petealexharris @EdwinvMeerkerk @TheBreadmonkey I really don't want to accuse an AI of getting things wrong (they are, as we all know, absolutely perfect in all things) but I can't help but wonder if the folk in Doggerland ought to have a cause of death listed as SHARKS or DROWNING rather than a bit of rain.
Show threadPete Alex Harris🦡🕸️🌲/∞🪐∫Mar 20
@losttourist @EdwinvMeerkerk @TheBreadmonkey
Probably not sharks. But I don't see how they could have escaped the frogs that ravage the Nordic countries.
Show threadElvis PrestwickMar 19
@TheBreadmonkey My neighbour died of dulcs.
Show threadLindaMarieMar 19

@stx @TheBreadmonkey

Thanks for the heads up. Was planning to go to the Apoteke tomorrow for more D3. Will now also ask about preventative measures for dulcs. 🇨🇭

Show threadLett Osprey   🍉 Mar 19
Germany and the UK seems very correct. :o
Show threadSteph (crisis version)Mar 19
@TheBreadmonkey I've had an awful day, and this made me laugh so hard that my partner came running in because they thought I was having some sort of hysterical fit, and then I showed them this and they ALSO laughed until their tummy hurt, and we've been screaming "BOSTY SPOUSES" at each other for the last five minutes, and I need you to know that you have made a measurable improvement in my life by posting this nonsense.
Show threadBenMar 19

@astronomerritt

😂❤️🙌

Show threadJulian West🦞Mar 19
@astronomerritt @TheBreadmonkey cartography is so invigorating
Show threadCDN m1Mar 19
@TheBreadmonkey I'll move to Portugal. So I'll never know what killed me.
Show threadDavid NashMar 19
@capradellenevi @TheBreadmonkey Clearly, “AI” has discovered a pre-Latin language in Iberia, and has not only recovered part of the alphabet but also an important bit of vocabulary (probably one of “those plants tasted kind of weird”, “that animal looks awfully cuddly”, and “are you sure this ledge is safe?”)
Show threadPeachMcDMar 20
@capradellenevi @TheBreadmonkey
The mysterious nemesis is also abroad in the Low Countries o.0
Show threadHilaryMar 19

@TheBreadmonkey

There's a lot I almost sort of understand here.

But frogs? Why frogs? What have frogs done to annoy the nordics?

Show threadJ$Mar 19
@TheBreadmonkey So “strange” the nazi tech somehow fails to note …
Show threadNazoMar 19

@TheBreadmonkey Ok, the vampires I can understand, though I'm surprised just how many theer are, but the frogs?

I saw that movie. They never actually once killed someone. As best as I could tell all they did was maybe contract other animals to do it for them?

Show threadArratoonMar 19
@TheBreadmonkey BOSTY SPOUSES?!?! Hahahahaha
Show threadClaudine C Mar 19
@TheBreadmonkey AI's biggest strength really is answering those "wrong answers only" questions
Show threadjavensbukanMar 19
@TheBreadmonkey Fuckin' Polatoes!
Show threadMicolcostaMar 19
@TheBreadmonkey Portugal?
Show threadLukeMar 19
@TheBreadmonkey Mmmm, grim weather, oh no! Bring a coat.
Show threadtugaMar 19
@TheBreadmonkey
R'Ayola Ovlib!
Ok, fico-me pelo tinto.
Show threadThe Drop Bear 2.0 Mar 19
@TheBreadmonkey now is my plan to move to Portugal making sense to everyone? Although, does it mean eternal life or becoming one of the undead 🤔
Show threadNéstor 🇵🇸Mar 20
@dropbear @TheBreadmonkey They are wxporting vampires to the other countries.
Show threadschratzeMar 19
@TheBreadmonkey hate it when my bosty Czech spouse kills me
Show threadVacuolicMar 19
@TheBreadmonkey oh come on
Show threadDB SchweinMar 19

@TheBreadmonkey

That's Bulgaria that's dying of yogurt...maybe Greek yogurt?

Greece seems to be dying of Hwui? Hwi? Hwiy? Are Greeks straining too hard when lifting things??

Show threadisolMar 19

@TheBreadmonkey

We're starting to notice Dysies here in Australia!
Probably travelled in shipping containers 🤔

Show threadTaya NielsenMar 19
@TheBreadmonkey 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Show threadJohn Q McDonaldMar 19
@TheBreadmonkey What do the French have against Sweden and Finland!?
Show threadPhDogMar 19

"Bos" being the plural of the traditional Okinawan weapon?

@TheBreadmonkey

Show threadD.EJE.DMar 19
@TheBreadmonkey the Czechs and their Bosty spouses epidemic is a serious issue.
Show threadCassian [main]Mar 19
@TheBreadmonkey I feel like this is slightly insane of me, but I actually feel like this might NOT be AI............ But this thought is making me feel a bit insane.