MolarFox  4d ago
Ninji
The name “JPEG XL” implies the existence of other next-generation file formats such as:
• Big PDF
• MP3 Pro Max
• SVG Deluxe
• 7Zip 7Furious
• DOCX-treme
• GIF Supreme
Jan 13 at 10:53pmWeb
Show threadCloudmom ColetteJan 13
@Ninji "GIF supreme" made the Taco Bell bell sound in my head
Show threadColorfulCelesteJan 14
@electrocutie @Ninji Now with twice the toppings!
Show threadKai KlostermannJan 14
@electrocutie @Ninji But was it gif or jif?
Show threadCloudmom ColetteJan 14
@OddDev @Ninji řif
Show threadEmily 🏳️‍⚧️🐧🎲🏳️‍⚧️Jan 14

@electrocutie @Ninji hey, uhhhh, can I get the... GIF Supreme Box with a Bitmap Blast to drink? cool thanks. Oh, so sorry, on that GIF Supreme, could I substitute the smooth compression for the crunchy? Yes please, the throwback Mishapocalypse sauce as well. Thanks!

No thanks, I don't wanna round up to support chatbots in need. Yeah. Thanks again.

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@Ninji • Big Tesco
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@Ninji
TXTXT
Show threadMatilda LoveJan 13

@Ninji

  • Txt Nxt
  • webp 2: electric boogaloo
Show threadkieranJan 13
@Ninji don't forget json-x
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@kieran @Ninji XXXXXLSX
Show threadPSoul•US 🏳️‍🌈Jan 14
@kieran JSON is a whole can of worms… it implies the existence of, for instance, JMES, RBERT, STVE, JCOB
Show threadkieranJan 14
@psoul BOB is just compressed RBERT
Show threadKewlCatJan 14
@psoul @kieran where's JDAUGHTER??
Show threadHugo MillsJan 13
@Ninji YAMXXL
Show threadPete AshtonJan 13
@Ninji My favourite real world example is PSB - PhotoShop Big.
Show threadschrotthaufenJan 13
@Ninji @whitequark Execlusive
Show threadIrenes (many)Jan 13
@Ninji Big PDF is a new headcanon for sure
Show threadDavid Cantrell 🏏Jan 13
@Ninji PBM Original
Show threadmal3abyJan 13
@Ninji GIF Lemon, surely!
Show threadScherzog von Beast OilJan 13
@Ninji if managers around the globe had some Courage™ we would have Big Fucking GIF 9000 by now
Show threadbakkusJan 13
@Ninji Ultimate BAT!
Show threadLuna LacteaJan 13
@Ninji PNG 2
Show threadJames 🦉 #FBPE 🇪🇺Jan 14
@jackemled @Ninji One PNG, and one PNG only
Show threadTimothy PerfittJan 13
@Ninji Per spec, it is GIF-Crunch-Wrap-Supreme
Show threadmarley the butterfly 🦋Jan 13
@Ninji "7Zip 7Furious" im losing it XD
Show threadsnowyfoxJan 13
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Show threadheatdeathJan 13
@Ninji default size for Big PDF
Show threadTyler Stone Jan 13
@Ninji In France, it’s called an SVG Royale with cheese.
Show thread🇨🇦Jan 14

@tylerstone @Ninji

Thank you for making me laugh so hard. Unfortunately I was brushing my teeth so now I have toothpaste residue all over the mirror.

But worth it.

Show threadTyler Stone Jan 14
@notveryhandsome I am glad to have given satisfaction.
Show threadForstJan 13
@Ninji mp3PRO was very much a thing :D https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mp3PRO
mp3PRO - Wikipedia

Show threadAndrew ZonenbergJan 14
@Ninji Hi, I'll have a grande PNG with EXIF
Show thread Midnight 🌒🌓🌕🌗🌘Jan 14
@Ninji .sh supersized
Show threadE. C. BigribsJan 14
@Ninji .RAWR
Show threadSpottyfox斑狐狸Jan 14
@Ninji X-Tra Big-Ass WAV
Show threadLemonheep (Peeps Eater) Jan 14

@Ninji

GIF Supreme Ackshually, GIF is not supreme. It is a shitty proprietary image format from the literal 1980s ​​

Show threadAndy Incarnate (He / Him)Jan 14
@Ninji Did they miss a trick? I mean, I'd start with .xlXL
Show threadAndy Incarnate (He / Him)Jan 14
@Ninji Shows how out of touch I am. .xl is not even a valid file type!
Show threadgroxxJan 14
@Ninji NaN Supreme Pro
Show threadLemonheep (Peeps Eater) Jan 14
@Ninji ​​ Nah, it implies:
- JPEG-L
- JPEG-M
- JPEG-S
Show threadcraftxboxJan 14
@Ninji Docx-treme sounds like something that could realistically already exist
Show threadUrban HermitJan 14
@Ninji I'll have a GIF Supreme and a side of SVG Deluxe, to go. Then I got in my MP3 Pro Max and drove away.
Show thread🩷 Stella Jan 14

@Ninji hold on i have a good one

takes mic and fills the room with feedback noise for a second

PNG pong

boos and tomatoes follow

Show threadComfortably NumbJan 14
@Ninji JSON XML. No wait, this really doesn't exist.
Show threadmxkJan 14
@numb_comfortably @Ninji I have bad news for you. JSONx exists and is used of some dark corners of the IBM eco system.
https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/html/draft-rsalz-jsonx-00
JSONx, an XML Encoding for JSON

This document specifies a mapping between JSON (RFC 4627) and XML. The mapping maintains a high degree of fidelity. It is used by several IBM products.

IETF Datatracker
Show threadComfortably NumbJan 14
@mxk @Ninji Jason X was supposed to be fictional horror.
Show threadWoozle HypertwinJan 14

@Ninji ...as well as JPG S-L, and possibly 2X-3X (super-sizes 4X and up are available for bulk orders)

Some JPG are even available in longsleeve; check your encoder for details.

Show thread🇨🇦Jan 14

@woozle @Ninji

My portrait used to require JPEG XXL but I have been watching what I eat and now my portrait fits in a JPEG XL.
Little humble brag in formats.

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@Ninji Markdown++
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@progo @Ninji Markdowner
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@Ninji

How could you forget microWAV ?

Show thread.kat 2Jan 14
@Ninji big pdf sounds like a conspiracy
Show threadMoonscytheJan 14
@Ninji MP4EVER
Show threadKevin Collas-ArundellJan 14

@Ninji `DOCX-treme`

that's the file they use in the wormhole X-Treme universe

Show thread2somethingJan 14
@Ninji PDF is already big: it is D-sized.
Show threadschuelermineJan 14
@2something @Ninji I don't get this joke
Show thread2somethingJan 14
@anselmschueler @Ninji In the U.S. bra sizes are given letters: "A cup" is the smallest breast size, with B, C, and D being sizes of bras for progressively larger breasts.
Show threadschuelermineJan 14
@2something @Ninji that's the part I knew, I am failing to grasp how it relates to PDF…
Show thread2somethingJan 14
@anselmschueler @Ninji The middle letter of PDF.
Show threadschuelermineJan 14
@2something @Ninji I see. I was searching for some more peculiar connection that would point to size specifically…