The name “JPEG XL” implies the existence of other next-generation file formats such as:
• Big PDF
• MP3 Pro Max
• SVG Deluxe
• 7Zip 7Furious
• DOCX-treme
• GIF Supreme
@Ninji "GIF supreme" made the Taco Bell bell sound in my head
@electrocutie @Ninji Now with twice the toppings!

@electrocutie @Ninji hey, uhhhh, can I get the... GIF Supreme Box with a Bitmap Blast to drink? cool thanks. Oh, so sorry, on that GIF Supreme, could I substitute the smooth compression for the crunchy? Yes please, the throwback Mishapocalypse sauce as well. Thanks!

No thanks, I don't wanna round up to support chatbots in need. Yeah. Thanks again.

@Ninji

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  • webp 2: electric boogaloo
@Ninji don't forget json-x
@kieran JSON is a whole can of worms… it implies the existence of, for instance, JMES, RBERT, STVE, JCOB
@psoul BOB is just compressed RBERT
@psoul @kieran where's JDAUGHTER??
@Ninji My favourite real world example is PSB - PhotoShop Big.
@Ninji Big PDF is a new headcanon for sure
@Ninji GIF Lemon, surely!
@Ninji if managers around the globe had some Courage™ we would have Big Fucking GIF 9000 by now
@Ninji Per spec, it is GIF-Crunch-Wrap-Supreme
@Ninji "7Zip 7Furious" im losing it XD
@Ninji default size for Big PDF
@Ninji In France, it’s called an SVG Royale with cheese.

@tylerstone @Ninji

Thank you for making me laugh so hard. Unfortunately I was brushing my teeth so now I have toothpaste residue all over the mirror.

But worth it.

@notveryhandsome I am glad to have given satisfaction.
@Ninji mp3PRO was very much a thing :D https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mp3PRO
mp3PRO - Wikipedia

@Ninji Hi, I'll have a grande PNG with EXIF

@Ninji

GIF Supreme Ackshually, GIF is not supreme. It is a shitty proprietary image format from the literal 1980s ​

@Ninji Did they miss a trick? I mean, I'd start with .xlXL
@Ninji Shows how out of touch I am. .xl is not even a valid file type!
@Ninji NaN Supreme Pro
@Ninji ​ Nah, it implies:
- JPEG-L
- JPEG-M
- JPEG-S
@Ninji Docx-treme sounds like something that could realistically already exist
@Ninji I'll have a GIF Supreme and a side of SVG Deluxe, to go. Then I got in my MP3 Pro Max and drove away.

@Ninji hold on i have a good one

takes mic and fills the room with feedback noise for a second

PNG pong

boos and tomatoes follow

@Ninji JSON XML. No wait, this really doesn't exist.
@numb_comfortably @Ninji I have bad news for you. JSONx exists and is used of some dark corners of the IBM eco system.
https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/html/draft-rsalz-jsonx-00
JSONx, an XML Encoding for JSON

This document specifies a mapping between JSON (RFC 4627) and XML. The mapping maintains a high degree of fidelity. It is used by several IBM products.

IETF Datatracker
@mxk @Ninji Jason X was supposed to be fictional horror.

@Ninji ...as well as JPG S-L, and possibly 2X-3X (super-sizes 4X and up are available for bulk orders)

Some JPG are even available in longsleeve; check your encoder for details.

@woozle @Ninji

My portrait used to require JPEG XXL but I have been watching what I eat and now my portrait fits in a JPEG XL.
Little humble brag in formats.

@Ninji

How could you forget microWAV ?

@Ninji big pdf sounds like a conspiracy

@Ninji `DOCX-treme`

that's the file they use in the wormhole X-Treme universe

@Ninji PDF is already big: it is D-sized.
@2something @Ninji I don't get this joke
@anselmschueler @Ninji In the U.S. bra sizes are given letters: "A cup" is the smallest breast size, with B, C, and D being sizes of bras for progressively larger breasts.
@2something @Ninji that's the part I knew, I am failing to grasp how it relates to PDF…
@anselmschueler @Ninji The middle letter of PDF.
@2something @Ninji I see. I was searching for some more peculiar connection that would point to size specifically…