Fesshole 🧻
Wife's fess: she sits on the toilet drinking her morning coffee. She's a savage, right?
Mar 16 at 10:20pmWeb
Show threadthe creatures fka "avie!!"Mar 16
@fesshole no, just very efficient
Show threadMatt PalmerMar 16
@fesshole don't know about that, but she's definitely working on some world class haemorrhoids.
Show threadCharles ☭  is a GreenMar 18

@womble @fesshole

Cis women aren't necessarily pooing when they're having a quiet sit on the throne.

Show threadGJ Groothedde 🇪🇺Mar 16
@fesshole #ComplainHole
Show threadKnightky (he/him)Mar 16
@fesshole just expecting it to do it’s magic quick I guess
Show threadBadger DadMar 16
@fesshole seems efficient
Show threadLynMar 17
@fesshole I don't do this, but thinking about it - the toilet is the most comfortable seat in my house AND it's quiet in there.
Hrm...
Show threadCKMar 17

@frogglin @fesshole It’s more about the coffee reaching that perfect temperature just as you’re busting to go from the self-same elixir

Sadly it doesn’t work and I’ve tried it — it’s just not possible to enjoy the same way, even without the “stress” of hanging on for your life

Sadly the only solution is to drink up as fast as you can at your table — enjoy it as much as possible. Faster or not at all. And then make your apologies for a sudden departure.

Show threadCKMar 17

@frogglin @fesshole The *real* solution is to find out what else in your diet is giving you a 10-second countdown like the Saturn V rocket

And it’s more likely to be something in the meal the night before

Show threadJillLMar 17
@fesshole Coffee is for everywhere.
Show threadTransitBikerMar 17
@fesshole why would you want poop germs in your coffee and hemorrhoids on your butt? 
Show threadBoneHouseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺Mar 17
@fesshole I've been known to.
Show threadHiker Geek 🌲💻🌲Mar 17

@fesshole

I don't think any food or drink should be brought in the bathroom. Plus wash your toothbrush before using it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_plume

Toilet plume - Wikipedia