Fesshole 🧻Mar 16
Wife's fess: she sits on the toilet drinking her morning coffee. She's a savage, right?
Show threadLynMar 17
@fesshole I don't do this, but thinking about it - the toilet is the most comfortable seat in my house AND it's quiet in there.
Hrm...
Show threadCKMar 17

@frogglin @fesshole It’s more about the coffee reaching that perfect temperature just as you’re busting to go from the self-same elixir

Sadly it doesn’t work and I’ve tried it — it’s just not possible to enjoy the same way, even without the “stress” of hanging on for your life

Sadly the only solution is to drink up as fast as you can at your table — enjoy it as much as possible. Faster or not at all. And then make your apologies for a sudden departure.

Show threadCK

@frogglin @fesshole The *real* solution is to find out what else in your diet is giving you a 10-second countdown like the Saturn V rocket

And it’s more likely to be something in the meal the night before

Mar 17 at 11:00amToot!