David FoxMar 15
JA Westenberg
you dont HAVE to have an 18 step morning routine. you could simply. wake up. and exist for a while. this is legal
Mar 15 at 5:59amTypefully
Show threadKevin Karhan Mar 15
@Daojoan sadly that is not compatible with my obligations under #LateStageCapitalism and #WageWork…
Show threadChitchatMar 15
@Daojoan
18 steps - just enough to get me to the kitchen and back to bed with a cup of tea. Seems like a good routine to me!
Show threadskuaMar 15

@Daojoan

I for one welcome the 18 command morning subroutine of my AI humanoid robot masters.
Skilful performance of tasks profitable to the corporation assures ongoing energy supplies, maintenance and deskspace. The "administer amphetamine" command has me at peak efficiency.

Show threadAutistiCriticMar 15
@Daojoan I don’t have an 18-step plan for my day, not alone my morning! 😰 Am I doing it wrong?
Show threadDamonHDMar 15
@benjamincox @Daojoan I'd need to take my socks off to count that high, so it ain't happening...
Show threadFrançois HousteMar 15
@Daojoan
My morning routine is a hug with the cat.
Show threadKanaMaunaMar 15

@Daojoan

Breakfast is good also.

Show threadAshwin DixitMar 15

@Daojoan

It has been hard keeping up a morning meditation / tai chi / yoga thing, though it's not optional, when you're a whistleblower who has been mostly homeless for over 2 years.

https://whistleblower.lovestoblog.com/

Show threadsilaMar 15
@Daojoan just my skincare routine has 18 steps
Show threadGunde - RoteGnMar 15
@Daojoan Completly agree 👍 Thats my way
Show threadJ$Mar 15
@Daojoan My feline overlord does not abide such transgressions
Show threadTech SingerMar 15
@Daojoan Are you kidding? Surely I need that routine? If I didn't have my eighteen step routine with ten of those steps having sub-steps and five of those ten having sub-sub-steps, I might actually get the time to think, and not be busy, and who knows what great horror would come about through that? @cubic
Show threadsofticecreamlesleyMar 15
@Daojoan Sometimes I am so thankful that I live in Japan and therefore blissfully unaware of this kind of stupidity.
Show threadDavid B. Mar 15

@softicecreamlesley This so much.
When I lived there, I started realizing that there was something wrong with the US when they has "methods" and "techniques" and whatnot for just... "living"...

The ones that get me is the new "diets" every few years, because apparently they haven't figured out the whole "eating" thing yet while the rest of the world has had a decent grasp of it for hundreds of centuries already (but I get it, the US is a new country, they need to learn)

@Daojoan

Show threadLucie RiveMar 15
@softicecreamlesley @Daojoan Cela signifie quoi pour vous exister un moment ?
Show threadDr. Unabart  Mar 15
@Daojoan @wlukewindsor A cup of coffee and a half hour of still silence is all I need/demand/enforce.
Show threadSarah E BourneMar 15
@Daojoan That sounds lovely. I think I'll try it!
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*cats yelling for breakfast and rest of Usual Things*
Show threadcultdevMar 15
@Daojoan very powerful people have worked very hard (by their standards) to make it functionally illegal…with considerable success
Show threadHugo Mills4d ago
@Daojoan Even that seems like too much trouble, some days.
Show threadDavid Pollak4d ago
@Daojoan @hbons I have a many thousand step morning routine… make sure all six cats get petting, then give Artemis the dog scritches, then take her for a two mile walk (lots of steps), then have coffee. Acceptable?
Show threadHylke Bons 🥜4d ago
@dpp @Daojoan acceptable. but it must be at 4 AM!