Sini TuuliaMar 13
You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?
Make me BIG 🐂
31.1%
I'd do it, yeah?
8.1%
I'd feel conflicted, but for my health...
11%
It's not for me, no thanks.
36%
Only if I also get a tail etc.
13.8%
Poll ended at .
Show threadAmerigo Benasera

@sinituulia

I couldn't smash the 'Make me BIG 🐂' fast enough. I long to be a Minotaur. I really feel like it's a lifestyle that I'm made for.

Mar 13 at 3:34pmWeb
Show threadSini TuuliaMar 13

@TheBreadmonkey I'm sure you'd make a lovely Minotaur (Benotaur? Beigetaur? anyway) and you'd have a lovely time being one! Imagine the satisfaction of stomping around the place, being able to reach everything.

"Where's Ben?"
"Look for the horns"

Show threadJWcph, Radicalized By DecencyMar 13

@sinituulia @TheBreadmonkey - and just casually munching on a was of grass the whole time. Sign me up. 🦬

(yes, I know it's a buffalo emoji)

Show threadSini TuuliaMar 13

@jwcph Not all emojis are created equal, and the buffalo emoji just happens to be fucking fantastic

@TheBreadmonkey

Show threadJWcph, Radicalized By DecencyMar 13
@sinituulia @TheBreadmonkey Is that because you know the story? Because if not, prepare to love it even more 💛 👉 https://www.bisonemojipodcast.com/
1 Way To Make An Emoji (the bison emoji podcast)

1 Way To Make An Emoji (the bison emoji podcast)
Show threadAmerigo BenaseraMar 13
@jwcph @sinituulia
Show threadSini TuuliaMar 13
@TheBreadmonkey @jwcph I have but the vaguest of memories of once having read about it, but... It's very very vague
Show threadJWcph, Radicalized By DecencyMar 13
@sinituulia @TheBreadmonkey The podcast is an absolute delight, highly recommend it 🥰
Show threadAmerigo BenaseraMar 13

@sinituulia

mmrrroooooOOOOOOOOOooooooo

Show threadScary AustinMar 13
@TheBreadmonkey @sinituulia
And let's TALK about the part where they build a labyrinth around you so nobody can find you! 😍
Show threadbimmerMar 13
@TheBreadmonkey @sinituulia I chose that option because I'd be a fetish buffet for mornin glory milking farm fans
Show threadSini TuuliaMar 13
@bimmer @TheBreadmonkey that's certainly a series of words that followed other words 😶
Show threadinternetsdairyMar 13
@bimmer @TheBreadmonkey @sinituulia I've just boosted this context unknown and am looking forward to journeying upthread
Show threadPetraMar 13

@internetsdairy @bimmer @TheBreadmonkey @sinituulia

I find it is often best to not scroll upthread and leave it as a mystery

Show threadbstowMar 13
@PetraPhoenix I am showing my solidarity with this comment by having no idea what it is referencing and being ok with that.
Show threadAri "Two Foxes" JacksonMar 13
@TheBreadmonkey @sinituulia the more beige big folks we get, the more we can become the Minotaur party! I'm in! I couldn't smash that radio button fast enough either.
Show threadArratoonMar 13
@TheBreadmonkey @sinituulia I wouldn’t mind being as strong as an ox, but maybe I could take Ozempic so I could still fit into my clothes?
Show threadSini TuuliaMar 14
@arratoon @TheBreadmonkey Sadly you'd still be the size of a house, tall and muscular, no matter what your padding percentage
Show threadAdvanced Persistent TeapotMar 13
@TheBreadmonkey @sinituulia you'd be like a Ben in a china shop
Show threadAdvanced Persistent TeapotMar 13
@TheBreadmonkey @sinituulia would you do the nose ring?
Show threadAmerigo BenaseraMar 13

@http_error_418 @sinituulia

100% yes. I want one anyway but my wife said I am not allowed - or I am but I need to make some big lifestyle changes. Like not being married anymore.