Mastodawn

You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?

Make me BIG 🐂

31.1%

I'd do it, yeah?

8.1%

I'd feel conflicted, but for my health...

11%

It's not for me, no thanks.

36%

Only if I also get a tail etc.

13.8%

Poll ended at Mar 14 at 9:20am.

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Amerigo Benasera Mar 13

@sinituulia

I couldn't smash the 'Make me BIG 🐂' fast enough. I long to be a Minotaur. I really feel like it's a lifestyle that I'm made for.

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Sini Tuulia Mar 13

@TheBreadmonkey I'm sure you'd make a lovely Minotaur (Benotaur? Beigetaur? anyway) and you'd have a lovely time being one! Imagine the satisfaction of stomping around the place, being able to reach everything.

"Where's Ben?"
"Look for the horns"

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Amerigo Benasera

@sinituulia

mmrrroooooOOOOOOOOOooooooo