Sini TuuliaMar 13
You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?
Make me BIG 🐂
31.1%
I'd do it, yeah?
8.1%
I'd feel conflicted, but for my health...
11%
It's not for me, no thanks.
36%
Only if I also get a tail etc.
13.8%
Poll ended at .
Show threadAmerigo BenaseraMar 13

@sinituulia

I couldn't smash the 'Make me BIG 🐂' fast enough. I long to be a Minotaur. I really feel like it's a lifestyle that I'm made for.

Show threadSini TuuliaMar 13

@TheBreadmonkey I'm sure you'd make a lovely Minotaur (Benotaur? Beigetaur? anyway) and you'd have a lovely time being one! Imagine the satisfaction of stomping around the place, being able to reach everything.

"Where's Ben?"
"Look for the horns"

Show threadJWcph, Radicalized By DecencyMar 13

@sinituulia @TheBreadmonkey - and just casually munching on a was of grass the whole time. Sign me up. 🦬

(yes, I know it's a buffalo emoji)

Show threadSini TuuliaMar 13

@jwcph Not all emojis are created equal, and the buffalo emoji just happens to be fucking fantastic

@TheBreadmonkey

Show threadJWcph, Radicalized By DecencyMar 13
@sinituulia @TheBreadmonkey Is that because you know the story? Because if not, prepare to love it even more 💛 👉 https://www.bisonemojipodcast.com/
1 Way To Make An Emoji (the bison emoji podcast)

1 Way To Make An Emoji (the bison emoji podcast)
Show threadAmerigo BenaseraMar 13
@jwcph @sinituulia
Show threadSini Tuulia
@TheBreadmonkey @jwcph I have but the vaguest of memories of once having read about it, but... It's very very vague
Mar 13 at 4:27pmWeb
Show threadJWcph, Radicalized By DecencyMar 13
@sinituulia @TheBreadmonkey The podcast is an absolute delight, highly recommend it 🥰