You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?
Make me BIG 🐂
31.1%
I'd do it, yeah?
8.1%
I'd feel conflicted, but for my health...
11%
It's not for me, no thanks.
36%
Only if I also get a tail etc.
13.8%
Poll ended at .

@sinituulia

I couldn't smash the 'Make me BIG 🐂' fast enough. I long to be a Minotaur. I really feel like it's a lifestyle that I'm made for.

@TheBreadmonkey @sinituulia I chose that option because I'd be a fetish buffet for mornin glory milking farm fans
@bimmer @TheBreadmonkey @sinituulia I've just boosted this context unknown and am looking forward to journeying upthread

@internetsdairy @bimmer @TheBreadmonkey @sinituulia

I find it is often best to not scroll upthread and leave it as a mystery

@PetraPhoenix I am showing my solidarity with this comment by having no idea what it is referencing and being ok with that.