Mastodawn

You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?

Make me BIG 🐂

31.1%

I'd do it, yeah?

8.1%

I'd feel conflicted, but for my health...

11%

It's not for me, no thanks.

36%

Only if I also get a tail etc.

13.8%

Poll ended at Mar 14 at 9:20am.

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Amerigo Benasera Mar 13

@sinituulia

I couldn't smash the 'Make me BIG 🐂' fast enough. I long to be a Minotaur. I really feel like it's a lifestyle that I'm made for.

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Advanced Persistent Teapot Mar 13

@TheBreadmonkey @sinituulia you'd be like a Ben in a china shop

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Advanced Persistent Teapot Mar 13

@TheBreadmonkey @sinituulia would you do the nose ring?

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Amerigo Benasera

@http_error_418 @sinituulia

100% yes. I want one anyway but my wife said I am not allowed - or I am but I need to make some big lifestyle changes. Like not being married anymore.