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Show threaddominicMar 9
@hannah do they bundle those with matching toilet paper holders or
Show threadhistoric drystone sheep dykeMar 9
@barometz they are sold separately
Show threadKranstonMar 9
@hannah world's worst beach towel
Show thread💙🩷💜Ⓑⓡⓔⓣⓣ🐡🍉🐧Mar 9
ready just in time for out ww3 bunker

Show threadJillMar 9
@hannah why is it so WIDE
Show threadJason LefkowitzMar 10
@JillsJoy @hannah Marketing tells me it’s not wide. It’s thicc
Show threaddigiyote, digital yotieMar 9
@hannah Bowel Movements Georg ass tp
Show threadRonflaixMar 9
@hannah Humanity wasn't ready for so much roll.
Show threadFerroMar 9
@hannah To be fair, a roll of paper so large it prevents me from sitting on the toilet in the first place is certainly going to last a lot longer than something that deigns to be used by humans.
Show threadColinMar 9
@hannah TPing folk's homes is getting out of hand
Show threadsuper famichad Mar 9
@hannah …what happens after the month is up
Show threadLinaMar 9
@hannah
a month? that's, like, foreverrrrrrr!!!
Show thread🍫🥛Choccy MalkMar 9
@hannah this might be the meta
Show threadAndy L.Mar 9
@hannah You know times are rough when "forever" and "1 month" are equivalent.
Show threadgraMar 10
@apLundell @hannah Pretty sure if I had to "go" for 1 month it would feel exactly like forever...
Show threadJohn OverholtMar 9
@hannah What does Charmin know about the timing of the end of the world that we don’t?
Show threadhistoric drystone sheep dykeMar 10
@overholt a month feels optimistic
Show threadMartin, Regulus TithoniumMar 9

@hannah the forever rolls are great; I’ve been using them for several years.

Literally the only negative is that they recently changed the size of the box and it no longer fits on the shelf I keep them on in my closet.

Show threadMark StosbergMar 9
@tithonium @hannah Forever toilet paper rolls are great. I’ve been using them since 1430 in my castle in Transylvania.
Show threadSam JohnsonMar 9
@hannah Americans will do anything to avoid getting a bidet
Show threadRobert CassidyMar 9
@hannah Single men have entered the chat.
Show threadCalishatMar 9

@hannah Aren't those just the kind that they use in industrial toilet paper dispensers?

I remember once my brother stole one from his job and took it to Rocky Horror Picture Show to throw during the wedding (toilet paper) scene. The manager talked him out of it, he was afraid of someone getting beaned and that shit was heavy

Show threadCatMar 10
@researchbuzz @hannah we started buying some janitorial supply TP around the time of the shortages. It has a HUGE core and doesn't fit in most any normal domestic toilet paper situation, so we got a stand for it
Show thread🇨🇦 robyn 💜Mar 9

@hannah "forever"

Yes because I won't be able to fit it into our bathroom, let alone onto the TP holder

Show threadBen ZaninMar 10
@robyn @hannah hang it from the shower curtain rod?
Show threadThe Witch of Crow BriarMar 9
@hannah can god make a toilet paper so big even he can’t use it
Show threadDanMar 10
@hannah For Shitty Times™
Show threadJoe Cooper 🇺🇦 🍉Mar 10
@hannah I have a bidet and that really would last forever.
Show threadNomdebMar 10
@hannah OMFG. Please don’t tell me they are moving to a monthly subscription model.
Show threadSupermoosie5d ago

@hannah

"Up to one month"

Or about 1/2 a day at our place.