Just sold our house. Bedroom pic shows my wife's bedside drawer open. In there, I just spotted, can be seen a clone-a-willy version of my cock. We never noticed, and we assume nobody else has. My modest 6 inches are recorded in RightMove's property history. Feel very proud.
@fesshole
Well, pride _is_ a sin; but I must say, you don’t seem very contrite!
#humblebrag
@fesshole
Congrats, Sir!
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@fesshole I'm impressed to pieces, will you believe that? No, you're right. 🙄
@fesshole we never noticed 🤨
@fesshole
Given the traffic I assume Rightmove don't have the resources or inclination to delve too deeply into what gets posted. I spotted this recently on one their videos for example.