Just sold our house. Bedroom pic shows my wife's bedside drawer open. In there, I just spotted, can be seen a clone-a-willy version of my cock. We never noticed, and we assume nobody else has. My modest 6 inches are recorded in RightMove's property history. Feel very proud.
@fesshole
Well, pride _is_ a sin; but I must say, you don’t seem very contrite!
#humblebrag