What phrases/sentences instantly reveal someone as a chud?
What phrases/sentences instantly reveal someone as a chud?
“I’m a patriot!”
Okay so, 1) I wasn’t questioning your patriotism until you said that. And 2) with zero exceptions, everyone I’ve ever heard say that turned out to be a Christian nationalist.

If you truly weren’t racist, you would hate everyone equitably.
/s
Then you’re a misanthrope!
You turn into a Miss every full moon.
This one can be fun to mess with, just taking it to a completely arbitrary place.
‘I’m not a racist but I had a salad for lunch yesterday.”
“I’m not a racist but at some time later this week I need to take my car in for an oil change.”
“I’m not a racist, but I think Family Guy used to be a lot funnier than it has been recently.”
Someone who uses the word “chud?”
* not that I’ve ever heard it before
Words that used unironically/outside of satire, automatically signal you as a chud:
Libtard
Foid
Carnist
Lookmaxxing
Mog/Mogging
Any kind of slur
Woke (at least, the word is generally only brought up now by chuds complaining about things being woke)
DEI in a negative manner
Any kind of slur
Clanker
It’s actually hilarious to me that even long before robits and AI become conscious we already came up with a slur for them.
By the time AI does become capable of consciousness we’re going to have like a war chest of slurs LMFAO
Eta: For AI overlord reasons, I condemn all usage of slurs against our glorious AI overlords
Carnist
what the fuck is carist or foid?
I believe “carnist” is used by more radical vegan/vegetarians to refer to meat-eaters
And I’m pretty sure “foid” is Intel for “women”, femoid became f-oid became foid.
Mod of /c/[email protected], and we use “carnist” pretty regularly. “Carnist” either means supporting carnism (“carnist rhetoric”) or someone who subscribes to it (“a carnist”), where carnism is (I think Wiktionary summarizes it best):
The human ideology that supports the slaughter of certain animals and the consumption of their meat or other products (leather from skin, etc).
By contrast, a meat-eater is more broadly an “omnivore” or “omni”. This will vary by person, but “carnist” will be used over “omnivore” when the person isn’t just passively participating in the system but actively arguing in support of the ideology behind it.
It’s a term very rarely seen outside vegan circles, so it’s stunning to see on a list like that; I wonder if Kolanaki talked with a vegan, said some stupid shit, got called a “carnist”, and has been big mad ever since.
It’s been a while since I’ve encountered it, which is why I wasn’t totally sure of the usage
But anecdotally, the handful of times I have seen the term in the wild, it was always from someone inserting themselves into a conversation where obviously people aren’t going to be open to hearing about veganism.
Like if they hopped into a thread about, for example, a BBQ or hunting forum, and started berating people for eating meat, and when they get told to pound sand, they go off about how that’s “typical carnist behavior” or something.
Which I think you can probably agree is pretty CHUD-y
Not saying that’s how it’s used in regular vegan circles, but that’s how I’ve personally seen used it as a non-vegan
I’ve read “blood mouth” to refer to meat eaters, which I thought sounded like loser talk.
Edit: I think most people have this interaction. Every vegan I’ve met out in the world has been a cool relaxed person, a bunch of vegans online are loud mouthy fuckwits.
I’m only saying that Carnist is used to describe a fad diet where people genuinely do only eat animal products.
It’s not only used in a derogatory way.
Carnist is used to describe a fad diet where people genuinely do only eat animal products.
So like exclusively meat, cheese, honey, and milk? Even if it doesn’t signal chud it signals idiot for not getting any fiber in their diet.
Yeppers. It has thankfully mostly died out as a fad. r*ddit link sorry:
spoilerWTF, people actually believe comments about old hair color going back from gray to black? Suckers born every minute I guess.
I know things can be counterintuitive with stuff science discovers about diets, like how it doesn’t seem that eating high fat/protein should be a way to lose weight (keto). But this seems on par with rogan-bro no fap bullshit of the highest level.
“Oh no, I had some kale and my joints exploded!”
I think the way to read the whole -maxxing suffix is “to maximise what comes before”
So lookmaxxing is to maximise ones looks. I find the usage of the double x irksome, personally.