GrammarPoliceWhat phrases/sentences instantly reveal someone as a chud?
“I’m not racist, but <insert extremely racist take here>.”
“I can’t believe they called me racist just for saying [insanely racist comment here]”
We used to joke like this because it was such a dead giveaway that someone was racist. We started saying things like “I’m not racist but the weather is fantastic today!” Or “I’m not sexist, but do you think it’s gonna rain?”
Ya that is fun
Q: How does every racist joke begin?
A: With a look over each shoulder?😉
SaneMartigan“I’m not racist, I hate everyone equally.”
If you truly weren’t racist, you would hate everyone equitably.
/s
Then you’re a misanthrope!
You turn into a Miss every full moon.
This may provide some more insight into how I end the night at every social event that I attend post covid.
You are not alone.
Unfortunately none of us give a shit enough to say hey what’s up fellow non shit giver? How the heck is your day going?
Scrolled to find this. Originally I was going to comment with “I’m not racist or anything”.
Close enough for jazz.
This one can be fun to mess with, just taking it to a completely arbitrary place.
‘I’m not a racist but I had a salad for lunch yesterday.”
“I’m not a racist but at some time later this week I need to take my car in for an oil change.”
“I’m not a racist, but I think Family Guy used to be a lot funnier than it has been recently.”