GrammarPoliceMar 5

What phrases/sentences instantly reveal someone as a chud?

https://lemmy.world/post/43866445

What phrases/sentences instantly reveal someone as a chud? - Lemmy.World

For me it’s saying, “we can’t joke about anything anymore”. Sirens go off immediately 🚨

Show threadThunderChunkMar 5
“I’m not racist, but <insert extremely racist take here>.”
Show threadSaneMartigan
“I’m not racist, I hate everyone equally.”
Mar 5 at 3:36amWeb
Show threadgarbagebagelMar 5

If you truly weren’t racist, you would hate everyone equitably.

/s

Show threadSergioMar 5
I’m not a joker, but I’d do it like: “/jk”
Show threadlol_idkMar 5
But what if I do hate everyone?
Show threadClay_pidginMar 5

Then you’re a misanthrope!

You turn into a Miss every full moon.

Show thread6stringringerMar 5
This may provide some more insight into how I end the night at every social event that I attend post covid.
Show thread6stringringerMar 5
You are not alone. Unfortunately none of us give a shit enough to say hey what’s up fellow non shit giver? How the heck is your day going?
Show thread6stringringerMar 5
Scrolled to find this. Originally I was going to comment with “I’m not racist or anything”. Close enough for jazz.