John William David Thomson
pauli'm a simple man, i see crows, i think @mothninja
glasspshr
Le Néandertal se sent las, las
LIΞBΔCH@amiserabilist @mothninja BECOME UNGOVERNABLE!
Lot⁴⁹@amiserabilist @mothninja Corvids rule.
hostile architects drool
Anna@amiserabilist YES! CORVIDS AGAINST HOSTILE ARCHITECTURE 😍 Fight the good fight, fabulous feathery friends! 💪🐦⬛
Thank you Paul, you have no idea how much your crow-posting cheers me up 💚
it is nice to associate people with animals, like dæmons in His Dark Materials.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%C3%A6mon_(His_Dark_Materials)
@MAJ1 a squirrel 
@Alice a naked mole rat 
@BlippyTheWonderSlug a slug
@LRRRonEarth an omicronian
@MamasPinkyToe a toe?
@JustaJason007 @alexpsmith parrots 
@ravensrod ferrets
@wendinoakland a dancing lobster 
etc.
good thing i never went to bari for the carnival.
everyone was busy, so he just had lunch with a friend.
@amiserabilist @MAJ1 @Alice @BlippyTheWonderSlug @LRRRonEarth @MamasPinkyToe @JustaJason007 @alexpsmith @ravensrod yes exactly! I always wanted my daemon to be a raven 🖤
I'm trying to think who would be yours - maybe a librarian ape, to mix the fantasy writers?
I'm trying to think who would be yours - maybe a librarian ape, to mix the fantasy writers?
@mothninja @MAJ1 @BlippyTheWonderSlug @JustaJason007 @alexpsmith @Shelfie
Upon reaching adulthood, a dæmon permanently settles into one animal form that reflects the human’s mature personality, character, or profession.
lazy
moody
unemployed
Opossums are nocturnal creatures that love to sleep during the day. They are the epitome of lazy animals because they spend their active hours at night scavenging for food. Their slow, deliberate movements and tendency to play dead when threatened show just how laid-back these animals can be.
https://myfahlo.com/en-gb/blogs/wildlife/lazy-animals-natures-sleepy-creatures
but i liked Lee Scoresby and Hester.
https://hisdarkmaterials.fandom.com/wiki/Lee_Scoresby
i used to have a rabbit.
maybe a rabbit then.
@amiserabilist
As long as they are a very knowledge-hungry rabbit with elite level lookup skills :)
@MAJ1 @BlippyTheWonderSlug @JustaJason007 @alexpsmith @Shelfie
@amiserabilist @MAJ1 aww yes perfect! This is how I shall imagine you from now on :)))))
Steve Williams@amiserabilist @mothninja @MAJ1
I’ve seen skateboarding turtles, but I’ve never seen rabbit smoke two dogs.
EPIC.
@amiserabilist @mothninja @MAJ1
It does look like the whole thing was set up by some clout chasing morons. So while I applaud the rabbit’s efforts, I’d rather see the evil fuckers who staged this try and get away from those dogs, after they learnt they’d been exploited for clicks.
I’d boost that, but not this.
i never thought of that.
oh dear.
we have had small dogs go missing who they suspect were used in fights.
what a world.
at least it was a good outcome, and dare i say the rabbit looked like it was having fun.
@amiserabilist @mothninja @MAJ1
There were multiple drones in the air, you could occasionally see them bobbing into shot.
What a world, indeed.
Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel@amiserabilist @mothninja @MAJ1
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Skateboarding turtles off the shoulder of Orion. I watched rabbits smoke dogs near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die"
Wulfy—Speaker to the machines@amiserabilist @mothninja @MAJ1
Anti gravity Hoover rabbit!
JWcph, Radicalized By Decency@amiserabilist @mothninja @MAJ1 Seriously, I declare this rabbit to be my animal totem / daemon / spirit guide / whatever 💛💛💛
George Saich@amiserabilist @mothninja @BlippyTheWonderSlug @JustaJason007 @alexpsmith @Shelfie I think you would make a great Librarian (of the Discworld variety obs!) Paul :-
“One such accident had turned the librarian into an ape, since when he had resisted all attempts to turn him back, explaining in sign language that life as an orangutan was considerably better than life as a human being, because all the big philosophical questions resolved themselves into wondering where the next banana was coming from.”
Terry Pratchett —Equal Rites
Also :-
“Darwin’s theory of evolution explains how lower lifeforms can evolve into higher ones, which in turn makes it entirely reasonable that a human should evolve into an orangutan (while remaining a librarian, since there is no higher life form than a librarian).”
Terry Pratchett — The Science Of Discworld
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪@mothninja
I can picture it so easily...
@amiserabilist @MAJ1 @Alice @LRRRonEarth @MamasPinkyToe @JustaJason007 @alexpsmith @ravensrod
morning @BlippyTheWonderSlug
no, no he is not dead yet.
Stefan Edward Jones
Grumble 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇬🇱@amiserabilist @BlippyTheWonderSlug @mothninja @MAJ1 I've already made my wife agree to drive me around the town - day or night - when we hear that Trump is dead.
She will drive, and I will play my trumpet out of the window: "Ding Dong the Witch Is Dead".
It's not the best song to play on that happy occasion, but I think my neighbors will understand.
I might get a ticket, which will be a minor souvenir of the glorious event.
Sharon McCarthy@grumble209 @amiserabilist @BlippyTheWonderSlug @mothninja @MAJ1 Be sure to have the video running so we all can enjoy!!!
Nate Allen@grumble209 @amiserabilist @BlippyTheWonderSlug @mothninja @MAJ1 I plan to play "Celebration" by Kool & The Gang.
Sabrina Web 
📎@amiserabilist @mothninja @MAJ1 @Alice @BlippyTheWonderSlug @LRRRonEarth @MamasPinkyToe @JustaJason007 @alexpsmith @ravensrod can I have a snow owl?
"A snowy owl is for life, not just for Christmas"
@sabrinaweb71
With invisibility cloak.
@amiserabilist @mothninja @MAJ1 @Alice @LRRRonEarth @MamasPinkyToe @JustaJason007 @alexpsmith @ravensrod
@BlippyTheWonderSlug @sabrinaweb71
r.i.p. mice
LRRR 
HURR HURR LRRR'S GONNA LRRR. I AM WHO YOU SAY I AM.
@mothninja @MAJ1 @Alice @BlippyTheWonderSlug @MamasPinkyToe @JustaJason007 @alexpsmith @ravensrod
@amiserabilist @mothninja @Alice @BlippyTheWonderSlug @LRRRonEarth @MamasPinkyToe @JustaJason007 @alexpsmith @ravensrod Morning all 👋😊
Happy to be amongst such magical company!
Anyone seen my duster BTW?
@MAJ1 @BlippyTheWonderSlug @ravensrod
can you not just use your tail?
anyway is it not a bit premature for spring cleaning?
i thought spring was on sunday.
summary, it's complicated.
@MAJ1 @BlippyTheWonderSlug @ravensrod
ah, just worked it out.
Dust was an elementary particle. It had different names in the different worlds of the multiverse: Dust or Rusakov Particles in Lyra's world, Shadows, Shadow-particles or dark matter in Will's world, and sraf in the mulefa world.
Dust
Dust was an elementary particle. It had different names in the different worlds of the multiverse: Dust or Rusakov Particles in Lyra's world, Shadows, Shadow-particles or dark matter in Will's world, and sraf in the mulefa world. Dust was an elementary particle responsible for consciousness, and was, in fact, itself conscious. Dust gravitated strongly to sentient species, like humans and mulefa, and attracted to adults in particular. Dust was produced by sentient beings by creative, interesting
@amiserabilist @BlippyTheWonderSlug @ravensrod Have you tried to wash Pledge™ out of fur! 🙄🤦♂️ 😆
Hah Spring is a myth - this winter is going to go on for Evvvvveeeeerrrrrrr!
Wendroid 🇺🇦@amiserabilist @mothninja @MAJ1 @Alice @BlippyTheWonderSlug @LRRRonEarth @MamasPinkyToe @JustaJason007 @alexpsmith @ravensrod Jumping in here, as I do, to ask: Paul, do you associate me with a dancing lobster?
yes, and post amended.
@mothninja @MAJ1 @Alice @BlippyTheWonderSlug @LRRRonEarth @MamasPinkyToe @JustaJason007 @alexpsmith @ravensrod
Gurre VildskäggI would wear that T-shirt.
"Corvids against hostile architecture"
And it's a crow ripping anti-bird spike off of a ledge.
@Gurre @amiserabilist yes me too, great idea! Who can we ping with artistic skills and a t-shirt shop?
@dannotdaniel does good stuff.
@KevBot is a professional so i don't think it's fair.
@MamasPinkyToe seems talented.
ɹ uɐp 
the poster was spotted in Brunswick, Victoria
artist unknown.
https://www.tumblr.com/radicalgraff/751087843112370177/become-ungovernable-pasteup-spotted-in
birds against hostile erections.
Robert Böttner