i'm a simple man, i see crows, i think @mothninja

@amiserabilist YES! CORVIDS AGAINST HOSTILE ARCHITECTURE 😍 Fight the good fight, fabulous feathery friends! 💪🐦‍⬛

Thank you Paul, you have no idea how much your crow-posting cheers me up 💚

@mothninja

it is nice to associate people with animals, like dæmons in His Dark Materials.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%C3%A6mon_(His_Dark_Materials)

@MAJ1 a squirrel  

@Alice a naked mole rat  

@BlippyTheWonderSlug a slug

@LRRRonEarth an omicronian

@MamasPinkyToe a toe?

@JustaJason007 @alexpsmith parrots  

@ravensrod ferrets

@wendinoakland a dancing lobster 
etc.

good thing i never went to bari for the carnival.

everyone was busy, so he just had lunch with a friend.

Dæmon (His Dark Materials) - Wikipedia

@amiserabilist @MAJ1 @Alice @BlippyTheWonderSlug @LRRRonEarth @MamasPinkyToe @JustaJason007 @alexpsmith @ravensrod yes exactly! I always wanted my daemon to be a raven 🖤
I'm trying to think who would be yours - maybe a librarian ape, to mix the fantasy writers?

@mothninja @MAJ1 @BlippyTheWonderSlug @JustaJason007 @alexpsmith @Shelfie

Upon reaching adulthood, a dæmon permanently settles into one animal form that reflects the human’s mature personality, character, or profession.

lazy

moody

unemployed

Opossums are nocturnal creatures that love to sleep during the day. They are the epitome of lazy animals because they spend their active hours at night scavenging for food. Their slow, deliberate movements and tendency to play dead when threatened show just how laid-back these animals can be.

https://myfahlo.com/en-gb/blogs/wildlife/lazy-animals-natures-sleepy-creatures

but i liked Lee Scoresby and Hester.

https://hisdarkmaterials.fandom.com/wiki/Lee_Scoresby

i used to have a rabbit.

maybe a rabbit then.

@amiserabilist @mothninja @BlippyTheWonderSlug @JustaJason007 @alexpsmith @Shelfie I think you would make a great Librarian (of the Discworld variety obs!) Paul :-

“One such accident had turned the librarian into an ape, since when he had resisted all attempts to turn him back, explaining in sign language that life as an orangutan was considerably better than life as a human being, because all the big philosophical questions resolved themselves into wondering where the next banana was coming from.”
Terry Pratchett —Equal Rites

Also :-

“Darwin’s theory of evolution explains how lower lifeforms can evolve into higher ones, which in turn makes it entirely reasonable that a human should evolve into an orangutan (while remaining a librarian, since there is no higher life form than a librarian).”

Terry Pratchett — The Science Of Discworld