@amiserabilist YES! CORVIDS AGAINST HOSTILE ARCHITECTURE 😍 Fight the good fight, fabulous feathery friends! 💪🐦⬛
Thank you Paul, you have no idea how much your crow-posting cheers me up 💚
it is nice to associate people with animals, like dæmons in His Dark Materials.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%C3%A6mon_(His_Dark_Materials)
@MAJ1 a squirrel
@Alice a naked mole rat
@BlippyTheWonderSlug a slug
@LRRRonEarth an omicronian
@MamasPinkyToe a toe?
@JustaJason007 @alexpsmith parrots
@ravensrod ferrets
@wendinoakland a dancing lobster 
etc.
good thing i never went to bari for the carnival.
everyone was busy, so he just had lunch with a friend.
@mothninja
I can picture it so easily...
@amiserabilist @MAJ1 @Alice @LRRRonEarth @MamasPinkyToe @JustaJason007 @alexpsmith @ravensrod
morning @BlippyTheWonderSlug
no, no he is not dead yet.
@amiserabilist @BlippyTheWonderSlug @mothninja @MAJ1 I've already made my wife agree to drive me around the town - day or night - when we hear that Trump is dead.
She will drive, and I will play my trumpet out of the window: "Ding Dong the Witch Is Dead".
It's not the best song to play on that happy occasion, but I think my neighbors will understand.
I might get a ticket, which will be a minor souvenir of the glorious event.