i'm a simple man, i see crows, i think @mothninja

@amiserabilist YES! CORVIDS AGAINST HOSTILE ARCHITECTURE 😍 Fight the good fight, fabulous feathery friends! 💪🐦‍⬛

Thank you Paul, you have no idea how much your crow-posting cheers me up 💚

@mothninja

it is nice to associate people with animals, like dæmons in His Dark Materials.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%C3%A6mon_(His_Dark_Materials)

@MAJ1 a squirrel  

@Alice a naked mole rat  

@BlippyTheWonderSlug a slug

@LRRRonEarth an omicronian

@MamasPinkyToe a toe?

@JustaJason007 @alexpsmith parrots  

@ravensrod ferrets

@wendinoakland a dancing lobster 
etc.

good thing i never went to bari for the carnival.

everyone was busy, so he just had lunch with a friend.

Dæmon (His Dark Materials) - Wikipedia

@amiserabilist @MAJ1 @Alice @BlippyTheWonderSlug @LRRRonEarth @MamasPinkyToe @JustaJason007 @alexpsmith @ravensrod yes exactly! I always wanted my daemon to be a raven 🖤
I'm trying to think who would be yours - maybe a librarian ape, to mix the fantasy writers?

@amiserabilist @BlippyTheWonderSlug @mothninja @MAJ1 I've already made my wife agree to drive me around the town - day or night - when we hear that Trump is dead.

She will drive, and I will play my trumpet out of the window: "Ding Dong the Witch Is Dead".

It's not the best song to play on that happy occasion, but I think my neighbors will understand.

I might get a ticket, which will be a minor souvenir of the glorious event.

@grumble209 @amiserabilist @BlippyTheWonderSlug @mothninja @MAJ1 Be sure to have the video running so we all can enjoy!!!