@amiserabilist YES! CORVIDS AGAINST HOSTILE ARCHITECTURE 😍 Fight the good fight, fabulous feathery friends! 💪🐦‍⬛

Thank you Paul, you have no idea how much your crow-posting cheers me up 💚

@mothninja

it is nice to associate people with animals, like dæmons in His Dark Materials.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%C3%A6mon_(His_Dark_Materials)

@MAJ1 a squirrel  

@Alice a naked mole rat  

@BlippyTheWonderSlug a slug

@LRRRonEarth an omicronian

@MamasPinkyToe a toe?

@JustaJason007 @alexpsmith parrots  

@ravensrod ferrets

@wendinoakland a dancing lobster 
etc.

good thing i never went to bari for the carnival.

everyone was busy, so he just had lunch with a friend.

@mothninja @MAJ1 @BlippyTheWonderSlug @JustaJason007 @alexpsmith @Shelfie

Upon reaching adulthood, a dæmon permanently settles into one animal form that reflects the human’s mature personality, character, or profession.

lazy

moody

unemployed

Opossums are nocturnal creatures that love to sleep during the day. They are the epitome of lazy animals because they spend their active hours at night scavenging for food. Their slow, deliberate movements and tendency to play dead when threatened show just how laid-back these animals can be.

https://myfahlo.com/en-gb/blogs/wildlife/lazy-animals-natures-sleepy-creatures

but i liked Lee Scoresby and Hester.

https://hisdarkmaterials.fandom.com/wiki/Lee_Scoresby

i used to have a rabbit.

maybe a rabbit then.

@amiserabilist
As long as they are a very knowledge-hungry rabbit with elite level lookup skills :)

@MAJ1 @BlippyTheWonderSlug @JustaJason007 @alexpsmith @Shelfie

@mothninja @MAJ1

this rabbit:

cr: @sciencegirl

@amiserabilist @mothninja @MAJ1

I’ve seen skateboarding turtles, but I’ve never seen rabbit smoke two dogs.

EPIC.

@amiserabilist @mothninja @MAJ1

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Skateboarding turtles off the shoulder of Orion. I watched rabbits smoke dogs near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die"