Tim ChaffeeFeb 25
Bodhipaksa

I've always been suspicious of Deepak Chopra. He's a businessman who presents himself as a spiritual teacher. A lot of what he says is quantum technobabble, designed to manipulate the unwary into thinking he has depths.

So OF COURSE he's in the Epstein files. And OF COURSE half the time he's emailing with Epstein he's repeating his mantra, "bring the girls."

May the news spread wide and far about this shyster. A fall from grace might make him a better person.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2026/02/23/deepak-chopra-jeffrey-epstein-emails/88821384007/

Deepak Chopra acknowledges 'poor judgment' over emails with Epstein

Self-help author Deepak Chopra corresponded with Jeffrey Epstein via email, according to files released by the Department of Justice.

USA TODAY
Feb 25 at 2:24pmWeb
Show threadI_give_u_wormsFeb 25
@bodhipaksa
ugh
Show threadBodhipaksaFeb 25
@i_give_u_worms "Ugh" is pretty much how I've always felt about Chopra. It's puzzled me why so many people failed to see how fake he was.
Show threadI_give_u_wormsFeb 25
@bodhipaksa I recognized the name but wasn't clear what he was about, but, now I know.
Show threadFardels BearFeb 25
@bodhipaksa Deepak Chopra has always been on my shit list. Snake oil through and through.
Show threadDavidFeb 25

@bodhipaksa 100% While I never imagined _this_ he always came across as a grifter.

If you miss his babble, though, I found this years ago and it’s always good for a laugh. Just hit the Reionize Electrons button. https://sebpearce.com/bullshit/

All the babble and, to my knowledge, this website has never assaulted any children. Ugh.

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Show threadsamiamsamFeb 25

@bodhipaksa

poor judgement is the new

-illegal activity
-sexual assault of minors
-human trafficking

i guess

Show threadJ.D. MacLeod 🇨🇦Feb 25
@bodhipaksa as soon as he started talking about quantum I wrote him off as a charlatan
Show threadColman ReillyFeb 25
@johncomic @bodhipaksa my rule is you’re not allowed say anything about quantum anything unless you have equations to do with it. (So I tend to discount interpretations and definitely any quantum woo-woo.)
Show threadJ.D. MacLeod 🇨🇦Feb 25
@Colman @bodhipaksa right on
Show threadBodhipaksaFeb 25
@Colman @johncomic "Woo-woo"! Thanks. That was the word I was looking for. I thought of "Quantum mumbo-jumbo" first of all, but that sounded vaguely racist. I knew there was a word...
Show threadƧƿѦςɛ♏ѦਹѤʞFeb 25
@bodhipaksa
So, he's not just a nauseating little turd after all.
There's a turn up.
Show threadJones MurphyFeb 25
@bodhipaksa I met Deepak Chopra at a party in SoHo(Manhattan) around 30 yrs ago. What he said to me was vague, elastic, anti-scientific bullshit. I was around 30 at the time, so I was very polite in response. I would not be as polite today. I met Demi Moore at that same party. She's far more of a scientist than he'll ever be, and she ain't even trying to be a scientist.
Show threadJustKathyFeb 25

@bodhipaksa

Falls from grace never seem to make men "better" people. In the #usa, it can help them get elected to high government office, though.

As my mother used to say, "things never change, they only get moreso."

#Trump

Show threadBodhipaksaFeb 25

@KathyLK "Never say never," as they say. I teach meditation in prison, and have seen men who have done very bad things turn their lives around.

With someone like Chopra this is probably not impossible, but less likely. Spiritual teachers who do bad things have usually built up a strong set of mechanisms that prevent them taking responsibility for their actions. Going through the motions of repentance can become just another act they use to manipulate people.

Show thread0xDECAFBADFeb 25
@bodhipaksa @KathyLK Yes, I would strongly advocate for a term in prison for Mr. Chopra to help him find his cosmic balance or whatever he needs to not be a man who would be friends with Epstein.
Show threadAmir KhanFeb 25
@bodhipaksa never trust a “spiritual guru” for celebrities. Especially one with money-making and fame seeking intentions. Chopra is the epitome of a spiritual con-man
Show threadThe FudeFeb 25
@bodhipaksa Deepak Chopra always gave me the charlatan "piece of shit" vibes, especially with his recent quantum BS. I hope he retreats to the Halls of the Forgotten soon...
Show threadToni AittoniemiFeb 25

@bodhipaksa Actually I think hack ”spirituality” is part & parcel of the Epstein class.

That level of megalomania is not easily sustained without a spiritual by-pass, a self-aggrandising narrative to justify your unaccountability to mere mortals and their unsophisticated laws.

Show threadBob Blaskiewicz 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇬🇱Feb 25

@bodhipaksa

He should just manifest a world where he's not palling around with pedos.

Show threadgrrl_aexFeb 25

@bodhipaksa

chopra-- just another Prince of Woo.

Show threadBarbara MonacoFeb 25
@bodhipaksa I read his first book in the early 90s, and as a medical professional was intrigued by the theme of mind body connection. Each of his succeeding books was more "out there". Further into the decade when Chopra was associated with several scandals, including sexual harassment, I lost interest.
He belongs in the same category as that other medical fraudster, Mehmet Oz.
Show threadnotanowlFeb 25
@bodhipaksa another grifter
Show threadRachel ☘️🌎✨🕊️Feb 25
@bodhipaksa
I did a couple of online meditations with him years ago. (Pre pandemic) Then, i just stopped. Similarly - bad vibes.
Show threadPatFeb 25
@bodhipaksa "poor judgement", indeed. As though better judgement would not have asked for girls. My god.
Show threadOwl EyesFeb 25
@bodhipaksa Boo this man, Chopra
Show threadvandenberglegsFeb 26
@bodhipaksa I worked in a bookstore in the 90s: always hated the whole self-help/pop-psych genre, and Chopra's skeezy grifting most of all. Good to see my instincts were spot-on.
Show threadWhichOne'sPink 🇫🇮Feb 26
@bodhipaksa When he started talking about how we "metabolise time", I was done.
He's full of shit.
Show threadQuasitFeb 26

@bodhipaksa
A fall from a cliff would make him a much better person.

A really TALL cliff. At least a thousand feet. Onto a nice, hard, splatty surface. Yes, he'd be much better that way.

Show threadUrzlFeb 26
@bodhipaksa Watching the trajectories of everybody Oprah launched into the world, I'm going to need to examine her more closely. She's either really good at picking losers or she's in on it.
Show threaditgrrl Feb 27

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