Quinn NortonI am watching the thing, but in my defense, I'm in bed, and have been drinking AMA
Should i keep drinking? Y/N
Do they have to wear the little black robes all the time? Do they lose their seat if they wear a tracksuit?
For the record, I'm already falling asleep. Satan give me strength, because God wants no part in this.
SO MUCH CHEEK FILLER
If cheek filler was radioactive, all of DC would be slowly dying demon core style.
My cat isn't appreciating this deviation from our normal routine.
I know most people in my circles are boycotting this speech, but consider: he could die of a heart attack at any moment.
The most endearing thing about Americans is that we never have a clue when we're supposed to stand up or sit down.
Let's start the Like no one has ever seen before count.
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recorded history goes back about a hundred years?
ah making up shit. I can't really follow it.
He still doesn't understand that tariffs are on Americas.
Also we're the hottest country, presumably that the national mar-a-lago face
More Americans are working today than ever, especially those lazy-ass kids.
the way he says the state of our union is strong makes me want to sue him for sexual assault
*incoherent screaming*
(no really, I swear)
JD Vance is going to rip off his face to reveal that he's Cthulu any moment now
The American women's hockey team will soon becoming to the Whitehouse, hog tied and sedated.
"It's called the presidential medal of freedom" you know it's what you get at the Olympics, famously
they're doing a standing ovation for the LA Olympics. You know that thing that happens every four years that the president does, on his own.
Matt Hall
Karen E. Lund šš@quinn I defy anyone to hog tie the American women's hockey team, sedated or not.
And anyone who tries better be sure they're well sedated, because if any of the women wake up, she's gonna commit five-minute major penalties on his ass.
gunstick
Simon Richter@quinn at least he doesn't have the vocabulary to say "tumescent"
@quinn His memory goes back about 20 seconds.
Ashe Dryden šš¼āāļøššāā¬@quinn except for the Catholics, they got that shit down
paramnesiac@Ashedryden @quinn One of my favorite life experiences was attending the wedding of a woman from a good Catholic family and a man whose family was involved in a rather notorious biker gang.
The bikers spent the whole ceremony awkwardly watching for cues from the Catholics.
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Jonathan E Cowperthwait@quinn donāt get my hopes up
Dannyboyguyman@quinn waiting for the highlight reel
maya_b šØš¦Iām voting for full debilitation stroke while retaining awareness but of course una le to interact with anything
Eleanor Saitta
Matt Panaroprobably
@maya_b I probably need a program.
Wayne Myers@quinn Obviously. For medicinal purposes. Also, your good health.
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@quinn No, you should turn off what you're watching and get some sleep.
@Karen5Lund You're not my *real* mom!
why you do this to yourself?!
Crystal_Fish_Caves@quinn OOO š® OOO me too š twinsies!!!
@quinn I thought you meant you were watching John Carpenter's The Thing, and frankly that would be less upsetting
Pete
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You've decided to die for our sins, or something?
You've decided to die for our sins, or something?