I am watching the thing, but in my defense, I'm in bed, and have been drinking AMA
Should i keep drinking? Y/N
Do they have to wear the little black robes all the time? Do they lose their seat if they wear a tracksuit?
For the record, I'm already falling asleep. Satan give me strength, because God wants no part in this.
SO MUCH CHEEK FILLER
If cheek filler was radioactive, all of DC would be slowly dying demon core style.
My cat isn't appreciating this deviation from our normal routine.
I know most people in my circles are boycotting this speech, but consider: he could die of a heart attack at any moment.
The most endearing thing about Americans is that we never have a clue when we're supposed to stand up or sit down.

Let's start the Like no one has ever seen before count.

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recorded history goes back about a hundred years?
ah making up shit. I can't really follow it.

He still doesn't understand that tariffs are on Americas.

Also we're the hottest country, presumably that the national mar-a-lago face

More Americans are working today than ever, especially those lazy-ass kids.
the way he says the state of our union is strong makes me want to sue him for sexual assault
*incoherent screaming*
(no really, I swear)
JD Vance is going to rip off his face to reveal that he's Cthulu any moment now

@quinn

What's the West Wing quote...?

"He's gonna say I'm Satan."

"No, I was gonna say you're the guy Satan pays to go get him a pack of cigarettes."