I am watching the thing, but in my defense, I'm in bed, and have been drinking AMA
Should i keep drinking? Y/N
Do they have to wear the little black robes all the time? Do they lose their seat if they wear a tracksuit?
For the record, I'm already falling asleep. Satan give me strength, because God wants no part in this.
SO MUCH CHEEK FILLER
If cheek filler was radioactive, all of DC would be slowly dying demon core style.
My cat isn't appreciating this deviation from our normal routine.
I know most people in my circles are boycotting this speech, but consider: he could die of a heart attack at any moment.
The most endearing thing about Americans is that we never have a clue when we're supposed to stand up or sit down.
@quinn except for the Catholics, they got that shit down

@Ashedryden @quinn One of my favorite life experiences was attending the wedding of a woman from a good Catholic family and a man whose family was involved in a rather notorious biker gang.

The bikers spent the whole ceremony awkwardly watching for cues from the Catholics.