I feel like I need to create a "post engagement" panel that is made up of fake numbers about how many people viewed your posts, etc, to keep people engaged.
Mastodon Engagement Viewer πŸ”₯

@Lee_Holmes @jerry lmao I was not prepared for how genuinely funny this is to watch
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Omg I think it broke my Browser and scared the cat. Good Job! 😊
@Lee_Holmes @jerry wow how long did that take to make?
@Lee_Holmes @jerry You may have won Mastodon for the day. That’s an amazing creation.
@foobarsoft @Lee_Holmes @jerry πŸ’―πŸ€£ This should be fun to play with.
@Lee_Holmes @jerry thanks, I hate it πŸ˜†
@Lee_Holmes @jerry That'll do, pig. That'll do.
@Lee_Holmes This had me literally laughing out loud. Bravo.
@Lee_Holmes @jerry maybe an epilepsy warning would have been merited.

@Lee_Holmes oh wow. That was so obnoxious (and accurate).

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@Lee_Holmes @jerry this is what happens when your friendly neighborhood evil genius learns a bit of javascript
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@remindme 4 hours
@arichtman Ok, I will remind you on Tuesday Feb 24, 2026 at 9:19 AM UTC.
@arichtman Here is your reminder!
@Lee_Holmes @jerry this flashing is literally how you invoke epilepsy seizures and get people to die. 

@Lee_Holmes @jerry omg Lee, this post is doing EVEN BETTER!!! https://www.leeholmes.com/projects/mastodon-engagement-viewer/?url=https%3A%2F%2Finfosec.exchange%2F%40Lee_Holmes%2F116122443123305628

(I’m sorry, I had to test. I’m definitely 100% gonna use this again)

Mastodon Engagement Viewer πŸ”₯

@Lee_Holmes @jerry This was not about people agreeing to get married. Bummer.

@Lee_Holmes It’s even more funny to me considering I didn’t see the original post, but saw your 😝

@jerry

@Lee_Holmes my phone is now warm and it was totally worth it