@clintruin @VeroniqueB99 That doesn't go far enough.
"...was hoodwinked by a talking reptile possessed by an malicious angel to secretly eat forbidden fruit from a magical tree, and the same God was so upset that he didn't want them eating from a different tree, the Tree of Life, which would give them the immortality they are given now."
Is more Biblically accurate.
Gnostics have the formula for that.
No tree nailing needed
Poor, stupid, bastard is going to be shocked, *shocked, I tell you,* when they learn that Jesus was a Jew.
@FishNamedDog ...provided ou believe in all this...
So yeah... that says all you need to know about religion. Old men in squirts thirsty for power.
Squirts?
Thirsty?
ALT TEXT:
A four panel stick man cartoon.
In panel 1 he says "Fucking foreigners"
In panel 2 he enters a church and says "Fucking gays"
In panel 3 he says "I love you Jesus"
In panel 4 he leaves the church and says "Fucking poor people"