@VeroniqueB99 As it is said, 'โ€œGoing to church doesnโ€™t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.โ€
โ€• Billy Sunday
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@clintruin @VeroniqueB99 That doesn't go far enough.

"...was hoodwinked by a talking reptile possessed by an malicious angel to secretly eat forbidden fruit from a magical tree, and the same God was so upset that he didn't want them eating from a different tree, the Tree of Life, which would give them the immortality they are given now."

Is more Biblically accurate.

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Poor, stupid, bastard is going to be shocked, *shocked, I tell you,* when they learn that Jesus was a Jew.

@VeroniqueB99 Most opressed religion BTW
@twintower ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘ right.
@VeroniqueB99 Warning: long rant about hypocrisy, christianity homophobia and orthodox jews incoming with probably too little explanation. consider yourself warned. 1/depends how much I get distracted
@VeroniqueB99 OK. SO! they're generally quoting leviticus/vayikra 18:22: ื•ืืชึพื–ื›ืจ ืœื ืชืฉื›ื‘ ืžืฉื›ื‘ื™ ืืฉื” ืชื•ืขื‘ื” ื”ื•ื
This is generally translated as something like "you shall not lie with a man as you do with a woman; it's an abomination". the exact wording varies, but that's the gist. now, this doesn't seem to prohibit a lot. to be fair, we DID get a lot of this (https://oukosher.org/the-kosher-primer/) from "if you boil a young goat, don't do it in its mom's milk". 1/?
edit: goat doesn't have lesbian parents probably
What is Kosher Food? What Does Kosher Mean? OU Kosher Rules & Definition

The Hebrew word "kosher" means fit or proper as it relates to kosher dietary law. An explanation of the kosher certification process and key kosher terms.

OU Kosher Certification
@VeroniqueB99 Now blah blah blah lots of interpretation not a scholar blah blah blah aside.
In Mishnah Keritot it is said that male-male sex gets you karet [it's complicated but tl;dr the worst punishment in judaism]. bad, right?
here are some other things that get you karet: not observing shabbat (basically no christians observe the laws: https://www.ou.org/holidays/the_thirty_nine_categories_of_sabbath_work_prohibited_by_law/), someone who eats leavened bread on pesach, someone who eats on yom kippur. (https://www.sefaria.org/Mishnah%20Keritot%201:1).
The Thirty-Nine Categories of Sabbath Work Prohibited By Law

An overview of the 39 categories of melacha (work) prohibited on Shabbos including a brief explanation of each of the categories.

Jewish Holidays
@VeroniqueB99 I've seen people say basically "no one does this anymore". except THEY DO. Orthodox jews still exist, and spoiler alert homophobia isn't okay from them either!
BUUUUT there is basically no christian who can say that they would not ALSO receive karet for other reasons.
Furthermore, many of these are even more explicit. E.g., that Pesach law is explicitly stated to be 'for all time'-- twice! (https://www.sefaria.org/Exodus.12.17 & https://www.sefaria.org/Exodus.12.14)
[further rant withheld]
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Exodus 12:17 | Sefaria Library

You shall observe the [Feast of] Unleavened Bread, for on this very day I brought your ranks out of the land of Egypt; you shall observe this day throughout...

@FishNamedDog ...provided ou believe in all this...

So yeah... that says all you need to know about religion. Old men in squirts thirsty for power.

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ALT TEXT:

A four panel stick man cartoon.

In panel 1 he says "Fucking foreigners"

In panel 2 he enters a church and says "Fucking gays"

In panel 3 he says "I love you Jesus"

In panel 4 he leaves the church and says "Fucking poor people"

@Ralph ๐Ÿ™ TY!