Patrick

@PatrickoftheG
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Life is a preposterous horror.

Money speaks for money, the devil for his own
Who comes to speak for the skin and the bone?

The law locks up the man or woman
Who steals the goose off the common
But leaves the greater villain loose
Who steals the common from the goose.

Une oasis d'horreur dans un désert d'ennui.

Location:Tiohtià:ke
Wall:מנא, מנא, תקל, ופרסין
The Dawn Machine Triumphant"UN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE S"

There are times when I admire the toil and willpower of fellow humanity. I stopped making grilled cheese sandwiches a long time ago, when I realized that if I just throw some bread in a toaster and slap in some cheese after I don't have to clean up a thing.

Imagine washing a pan as the price of a meal?

Get out of here.

https://www.allrecipes.com/water-grilled-cheese-trick-11973912

Have you ever seen something so weak? I cannot imagine the self-loathing that would go into doing this.

https://fedi.tips/how-do-i-remove-followers-on-mastodon-without-blocking-them/

How do I remove followers on Mastodon without blocking them? How do I “soft block”? | Fedi.Tips – An Unofficial Guide to Mastodon and the Fediverse

An unofficial guide to using Mastodon and the Fediverse

Calling AI music Slophouse is a coup.

RE: https://cosocial.ca/@mick/116593407043731275

#Canada hates you for your privacy. Canada's politicians would rather you die than have privacy of any kind.

Why can I bold and put graphics in Notepad, now? I can't tell if this is to put in LLM nonsense or if they are going to turn this into Word 2.0 and try to get me to subscribe to Notepad in the future?

"life support at 61%!"

"... so uh..."

"Life support at 59%!!"

"okay WHAT DOES THAT MEAN. Are we going to fucking die or what? What's broken? Is it fixable? Should we start sedating people or is this just a 'washing from a bowl for a few days' situation"

The best part about Don't Look Up is that it's more relevant than it was five years ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbIxYm3mKzI

DON'T LOOK UP | Leonardo DiCaprio, Jennifer Lawrence | Official Trailer | Netflix

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Laughing at my soup's directions.

Two to three minutes in a *saucepan* over medium heat, do not allow to boil?

Straight from the freezer into the microwave for three minutes is what you're getting you pretentious shit. Do I look like the sort of man who is going to wash a saucepan if he doesn't have to?

That Mitchell and Webb Look - Flamingo World

From That Mitchell and Webb LookSeries 2, Episode 4

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Bored.

Tired.

Too tired to want to do anything. Too bored to do nothing.

Going to bed now would mean being awake too early before work tomorrow, and free time before work is a kind of slave-chain misery I beat myself down with and is intolerable to me.

No good solutions.