@clintruin @VeroniqueB99 That doesn't go far enough.

"...was hoodwinked by a talking reptile possessed by an malicious angel to secretly eat forbidden fruit from a magical tree, and the same God was so upset that he didn't want them eating from a different tree, the Tree of Life, which would give them the immortality they are given now."

Is more Biblically accurate.

@clintruin @VeroniqueB99

Gnostics have the formula for that.
No tree nailing needed