Ami AngelwingsI hate how much this guy looks like Chinese George W. Bush
(He's a conservative so I don't feel bad making the comparison)
Oh finally, lotto vending machines (& they're broken), we're finally in the TRUE 90s video game cyberpunk future
Broken vending machines is how you do world building without needing extra programming
It took me far too long to realize that was supposed to be like "Bagel" and not turning your partners into a gel for your nutritional consumption
As somebody who grew up in a Chinese heavy school where "FOB" was used as a noun both derogatorally and affectionately to mean "Fresh Off the Boat", this was very funny to me
This store opens 10 whole hours every week. These are like the hours of a secret shop in a video game.
Oh, Char is off on a raid because Zeon's supplies are down to cup noodles, sports shoes, and soft-spoken waifus
I would love to buy stuff from this store but it is always closed, has no hours of operation, and doesn't even have a store name. I guess I need to figure out the right quest to do to unlock it.
This store opens only NINE HOURS a week! AND they have unexpected closures!
What a power move, they know Gundam Figure fans are like drug addicts
Oh my god the Gundam Store that only opens 9 hours a week is actually open! (see: https://urusai.social/@ami_angelwings/115924250868100659)
But also when it's closed the open sign is lit up but when it's open the open sign is unlit, like they're only grudgingly open.
Update: The store is still open after the hours it said it would close. This store challenges your capitalist assumptions.
This glass store with no name filled with expensive anime figures has never opened once since I discovered it and I'm starting to think it's a police honeypot
This mall's parking lot has vast fields of disabled permit parking and also the spots near the entrance are reserved for expectant mothers or "small cars". If you're a non-pregnant person who isn't disabled and drives a giant SUV or Cybertruck you better be ready for some cardio
I guess technically this restaurant says "Rain or Shine" and didn't mention snow, so closing during a blizzard isn't against the rules
On the one hand you can spend $500+ on the next Cabbage Patch/Beanie Baby/Elmo/etc craze, or for $100 less you can get naked Android 18
Kim 🕵️♂️ ✍️ 🍷 🍸 🚫
For when you want your skin to be especially white
(I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm trying to erase it)
I swear no stores in this mall know how an open/closed sign works, they always say open when closed and closed when open. I feel like it's a vaudeville skit thing where because they're inside the store when closing and reading the sign, it says "closed" to them.
That or it's to keep out shoplifters like Zhang Fei sleeping with his eyes open to deter assassins.
So that's where Griffith Berserk shops to look so good, I hear the prices are killer
This store is always closed. Yesterday it was closed which is fair it was Tuesday. But the sign wasn't up, it was locked inside the store on the floor. Today the sign is up and outside, so somebody must have opened the store to put it up. But the store is still closed.
These Gundam/anime figure stores that are never open or open like 1 hour every day that's a prime number when the moon is waxing are like when I get geolocked from buying things online. "I WANT TO GIVE YOU MONEY. PLEASE JUST LET ME!"
I'm starting to think they're not really stores but the private collections of some rich weeb and exist just to taunt us with all the treasures they have which us plebs may look at but never hold.
This Spider-Man statue clearly is meant to be hanging upside down by a web/string, but having him sitting on the floor in that pose looks like he's doing something else and checking to see if anybody is around to notice.
This is like when you find the secret stash of healing items in a video game and need to figure out how to get in
https://urusai.social/@ami_angelwings/115993247540154373
Literally ate all the noods to the point the restaurant goes out of business
So I discovered the mall directory is one giant cell phone running a mall directory app and you can set it to camera selfie mode
Time to see all the r34 the janitor looks at when the mall's closed
I wonder if this thing can run like Genshin
Also wow Luigi really does not want Peach learning how to type
Luc@ami_angelwings Mario's seems to be sticking his fingers up at her too.
And to think, a few years later she baked a cake for that mustachioed, dungaree wearing nugget.
There's forgiveness for you... That said I hope she pee'd in the cake batter.
And to think, a few years later she baked a cake for that mustachioed, dungaree wearing nugget.
There's forgiveness for you... That said I hope she pee'd in the cake batter.
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 
@ami_angelwings 4.. and so eepy
ROTOPE~1 ⭐️@ami_angelwings i am absolutely crushing it at this "eye or mouth?" game
The Turtle
Every Other Dracula@ami_angelwings the hot kind
Medea Vanamonde 🏳️⚧️
Jeffrey@ami_angelwings
5 for sure, gives me Zoltar vibes
5 for sure, gives me Zoltar vibes
CT@ami_angelwings ...compared to a Hummer, it IS a small car!
neatchee@ami_angelwings The fact that the device has a front-facing camera is bonkers to me 0_o
@neatchee yeah it took me a bit to figure out where it was based on what I was seeing on the screen, it's at the very top of the screen setup
@neatchee it's not even set up in a way that would make sense for taking pictures of people looking at the directory because it's angled too high for that, I had to hold my coffee cup really far up to the top of the machine
Thepi@neatchee @ami_angelwings They probably use the same assembly for conference rooms and classrooms but it's still a bit surprising the thing isn't encased in a pretty box that blocks off the camera or something.
四@ami_angelwings Some YouTuber is going to get themselves one of those to make some on off episode :)
Nyuk
Nyuk
Nyuk
John Q@ami_angelwings This is just some solid work here.
-rb@ami_angelwings so they’re probably recording images of everyone who approaches the directory. 😳
@dashrb no it's too high up for that, you see how far up I had to lift my coffee cup just to have it be seen, my face was never visible, you'd have to be bending your torso over the map and deliberately trying to look into the top of the machine
@ami_angelwings oh yea I see that now, thanks!
aesmael@ami_angelwings Going Out of Noods Sale
Tengu@ami_angelwings You can't walk in, ofcourse. You need to complete at least 2 unmarked side quests, that unlocks a person sitting infront of the door.
You pay this person 2 and a half turtles and they'll show you the real entrance from the backside. 
You pay this person 2 and a half turtles and they'll show you the real entrance from the backside.
Luci Bitchface Angerfoot@ami_angelwings the girl in the reflection looks like her human form is slipping.
elbows in the wrong place
@ami_angelwings oh wait
there’s TWO girls
Robert Hutchinson@ami_angelwings I feel like Dr. Topper is going to ask me how many jugs there are.
@ami_angelwings sorry it was me my bad they were just so tasty
@cthellis that's fair, glad somebody owned up to it
@ami_angelwings with all those stacked boxes this looks like it really could just be an online seller renting the place for storage
if not for the sign
@ami_angelwings a sign which anyone could just take, if they wanted
@ami_angelwings maybe it's all a front, and those toys are stuffed with drugs
The Witch of Crow Briar@ami_angelwings how many megapixels was the old Rei?
Adriano@ami_angelwings it’s probably all the nioxin.
@ami_angelwings a horrifying thought
niconeko is importing follows@ami_angelwings didn't he get killed by his subordinates anyway
@niconeko yes, I was actually considering writing (spoiler alert: it didn't work)
Manic Emo Dream Ghoul@ami_angelwings I'm kinda loving some of the modern art of 财神 tbh. I feel it only took off last few years and I really appreciate how they used lots of traditional aesthetics on top of making them different.
I should go for a walk but also we are in middle of a heat wave so I will die
Codey McCodeface@ami_angelwings Shopkeeper: “Before I leave, I flip the sign to ‘closed’, after I come in, I flip it to ‘open’. What’s YOUR problem?”
@ami_angelwings olaplax is FUCKING AMAZING though.
@BigShellEvent time to break the glass and run off with it
@ami_angelwings set the whitening shit on fire while you there please
@BigShellEvent the joke is the KKK boxes