Show threadAmi AngelwingsNov 6
Oh the skeletal remains of Cool Spot
Show threadAmi AngelwingsNov 6
Tag yourself
Show threadAmi AngelwingsNov 7
This store opens 10 whole hours every week. These are like the hours of a secret shop in a video game.
Show threadAmi AngelwingsNov 7
My Normal Car is raising a lot of questions already answered by the name
Show threadAmi AngelwingsNov 8
The two sexualities
Show threadAmi AngelwingsNov 8
Wrapping myself in a bow and giving my boyfriend
Show threadAmi AngelwingsNov 11
Oh if you blow up this car you get double xp
Show threadAmi AngelwingsNov 11
Mood
Show threadAmi AngelwingsNov 12
There's definitely a boss fight down this way
Show threadAmi AngelwingsNov 12
Finally, cosmetics for cyclopses
Show threadAmi AngelwingsDec 22
Oh I found them, call the space cops
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 18
Oh, Char is off on a raid because Zeon's supplies are down to cup noodles, sports shoes, and soft-spoken waifus
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 18
I would love to buy stuff from this store but it is always closed, has no hours of operation, and doesn't even have a store name. I guess I need to figure out the right quest to do to unlock it.
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 19
This mall has a lot of opinions
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 19
So that's where they come from
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 19
Normie/Goth/Vampire Fighting Nun lesbian wedding harem anime just dropped
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 19
Where Final Fantasy Lesbian Couples go to conceive
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 19

This store opens only NINE HOURS a week! AND they have unexpected closures!

What a power move, they know Gundam Figure fans are like drug addicts

Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 21

Oh my god the Gundam Store that only opens 9 hours a week is actually open! (see: https://urusai.social/@ami_angelwings/115924250868100659)

But also when it's closed the open sign is lit up but when it's open the open sign is unlit, like they're only grudgingly open.

Update: The store is still open after the hours it said it would close. This store challenges your capitalist assumptions.

Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 23
This glass store with no name filled with expensive anime figures has never opened once since I discovered it and I'm starting to think it's a police honeypot
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 24
This mall's parking lot has vast fields of disabled permit parking and also the spots near the entrance are reserved for expectant mothers or "small cars". If you're a non-pregnant person who isn't disabled and drives a giant SUV or Cybertruck you better be ready for some cardio
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 25
This sounds like a threat
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 25
I guess technically this restaurant says "Rain or Shine" and didn't mention snow, so closing during a blizzard isn't against the rules
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 25
All power to primary shopping cannons
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 26
On the one hand you can spend $500+ on the next Cabbage Patch/Beanie Baby/Elmo/etc craze, or for $100 less you can get naked Android 18
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 26
This store holds so much mana
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 27

For when you want your skin to be especially white

(I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm trying to erase it)

Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 27

I swear no stores in this mall know how an open/closed sign works, they always say open when closed and closed when open. I feel like it's a vaudeville skit thing where because they're inside the store when closing and reading the sign, it says "closed" to them.

That or it's to keep out shoplifters like Zhang Fei sleeping with his eyes open to deter assassins.

Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 27
This is the fashion version of the level 99 armor shop
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 27
So that's where Griffith Berserk shops to look so good, I hear the prices are killer
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 27
Why does this guy look like Edward Cullen if he went Super Saiyan
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 27
Awww how sweet, Rei brought Bocchi a guitar pick for her guitar
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 28
This store is always closed. Yesterday it was closed which is fair it was Tuesday. But the sign wasn't up, it was locked inside the store on the floor. Today the sign is up and outside, so somebody must have opened the store to put it up. But the store is still closed.
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 28

These Gundam/anime figure stores that are never open or open like 1 hour every day that's a prime number when the moon is waxing are like when I get geolocked from buying things online. "I WANT TO GIVE YOU MONEY. PLEASE JUST LET ME!"

I'm starting to think they're not really stores but the private collections of some rich weeb and exist just to taunt us with all the treasures they have which us plebs may look at but never hold.

Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 28
This Spider-Man statue clearly is meant to be hanging upside down by a web/string, but having him sitting on the floor in that pose looks like he's doing something else and checking to see if anybody is around to notice.
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 29
Time to eat experimental mutant duck
Show threadAmi AngelwingsFeb 1
Okay which one of you ate all the noodles
Show threadAmi AngelwingsFeb 1
Great even my BPD needs to deal with the TSA
Show threadAmi AngelwingsFeb 2
This is like when you find the secret stash of healing items in a video game and need to figure out how to get in
Show threadAmi AngelwingsFeb 4

https://urusai.social/@ami_angelwings/115993247540154373

Literally ate all the noods to the point the restaurant goes out of business

Show threadAmi Angelwings
So I discovered the mall directory is one giant cell phone running a mall directory app and you can set it to camera selfie mode
Feb 4 at 3:28amWeb
Show threadAmi AngelwingsFeb 4

Time to see all the r34 the janitor looks at when the mall's closed

I wonder if this thing can run like Genshin

Show threadAmi AngelwingsFeb 4
A small car the size of a large car
Show threadAmi AngelwingsFeb 10

Who called it

And not

Show threadAmi AngelwingsFeb 10
Also wow Luigi really does not want Peach learning how to type
Show threadLucFeb 10
@ami_angelwings Mario's seems to be sticking his fingers up at her too.
And to think, a few years later she baked a cake for that mustachioed, dungaree wearing nugget.
There's forgiveness for you... That said I hope she pee'd in the cake batter.
Show threadAmi AngelwingsFeb 16
Which kind of cyclops are you? (1-6, L-R)
Show threadAmi AngelwingsFeb 16
You see when two cashews love each other very much they produce a...
Show threadAmi AngelwingsFeb 16
This reads differently depending if you're a gamer or a Canadian political wonk. If you're a gamer Canadian political wonk I have no idea what it means to you but it's probably weird.
Show threadAmi AngelwingsFeb 20
I want to believe that Jessica and Phoebe had a massive violent disagreement over how phone numbers should be written that not just led to the second sign being written like that but screwed up the first sign too as they were fighting for the keyboard and then somebody hit print
Show threadAmi AngelwingsFeb 20

First, unmanned self service women's swimwear and lingerie stores apparently exist

Second, who would trust trying on anything in a store operated solely on the "we are watching your every move with cameras" principle

Third, oh no you have video footage of a completely masked and hooded (and possibly very shapely) thief stealing all your merchandise and now there's a pop up Amazon shop selling them all possibly being advertised by a very shapely Insta model wearing a ski mask

Show threadAmi AngelwingsFeb 21

https://urusai.social/@ami_angelwings/116105485946737955

Oh no a different Jessica in a different store has entered the "how to write a phone number" wars

That or this is the same Jessica and she decided to compromise with Chloe to prevent a domino meme that leads to global thermonuclear war

Show threadAmi AngelwingsFeb 21
This mall has a floor for girlfriends, a floor for 2-spirit partners, and 2 floors for watersports
Show threadAmi AngelwingsFeb 22
Okay what are you asexuals planning, spill it
Show threadVelvetFeb 22
@ami_angelwings it's a secret to everybody 
Show thread"Musty Bits" McGeeFeb 21

@ami_angelwings huh...never knew the A in AT&T stood for that*

(I have no idea how to replicate those characters)

Show threadEvery Other DraculaFeb 20
@ami_angelwings truly the sexiest of crimes
Show threadEvery Other DraculaFeb 20
@ami_angelwings Jessica and Phoebe have a complex relationship
Show threadAmi AngelwingsFeb 20
@otherdracula they can't agree if it's 69 or 6-9
Show threadMatt NordhoffFeb 16

@ami_angelwings I'd hope Gossip Girl Optical would make me look good, but... did anyone on that show wear glasses?

Maybe it's a good place to get comfortable contacts.

Show threadCat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) ⁠Feb 16
@ami_angelwings 4.. and so eepy
Show threadROTOPE~1 ⭐️Feb 16
@ami_angelwings i am absolutely crushing it at this "eye or mouth?" game
Show threadThe TurtleFeb 16
@ami_angelwings
Show threadEvery Other DraculaFeb 16
@ami_angelwings the hot kind
Show threadMedea Vanamonde 🏳️‍⚧️Feb 16

@ami_angelwings @catsalad

This kind

Show threadAmi AngelwingsFeb 16
@MedeaVanamonde @catsalad hmm maybe 1 then
Show threadJeffreyFeb 16
@ami_angelwings
5 for sure, gives me Zoltar vibes
Show threadCTFeb 4
@ami_angelwings ...compared to a Hummer, it IS a small car!
Show threadneatcheeFeb 4
@ami_angelwings The fact that the device has a front-facing camera is bonkers to me 0_o
Show threadAmi AngelwingsFeb 4
@neatchee yeah it took me a bit to figure out where it was based on what I was seeing on the screen, it's at the very top of the screen setup
Show threadAmi AngelwingsFeb 4
@neatchee it's not even set up in a way that would make sense for taking pictures of people looking at the directory because it's angled too high for that, I had to hold my coffee cup really far up to the top of the machine
Show threadThepiFeb 4
@neatchee @ami_angelwings They probably use the same assembly for conference rooms and classrooms but it's still a bit surprising the thing isn't encased in a pretty box that blocks off the camera or something.
Show thread四Feb 4
@ami_angelwings Some YouTuber is going to get themselves one of those to make some on off episode :)
Show threadMedea Vanamonde 🏳️‍⚧️Feb 16

@ami_angelwings @catsalad

Nyuk
Nyuk
Nyuk

Show threadJohn QFeb 16
@ami_angelwings This is just some solid work here.
Show thread-rbFeb 18
@ami_angelwings so they’re probably recording images of everyone who approaches the directory. 😳
Show threadAmi AngelwingsFeb 18
@dashrb no it's too high up for that, you see how far up I had to lift my coffee cup just to have it be seen, my face was never visible, you'd have to be bending your torso over the map and deliberately trying to look into the top of the machine
Show thread-rbFeb 19
@ami_angelwings oh yea I see that now, thanks!