Show threadAmi AngelwingsJul 10, 2025
Buy a ticket or go back to your pathetic meaningless life
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJul 10, 2025
bye at first sight
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJul 12, 2025
This restaurant gives you uno cards to mark your place in line for the food and I wanna know what happens if I get a reverse card, does the line order reverse? do I have to give *them* food?
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJul 12, 2025
Be honest how many of you read this as Word Perfect Legal
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJul 12, 2025
Oh okay
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJul 12, 2025
A very expensive book that requires passing through fascist security to turn the page
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJul 12, 2025
Confirmed: King Arthur returned and she drives a Toyota
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJul 12, 2025
The 4 genders
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJul 16, 2025

I hate how much this guy looks like Chinese George W. Bush

(He's a conservative so I don't feel bad making the comparison)

Show threadAmi AngelwingsJul 16, 2025
This sets off my adventure game puzzle fight or flight
Show threadAmi AngelwingsAug 26, 2025
This must be the reverse sexism I keep hearing about
Show threadAmi AngelwingsAug 26, 2025
Oh finally, lotto vending machines (& they're broken), we're finally in the TRUE 90s video game cyberpunk future
Show threadAmi AngelwingsAug 26, 2025
Broken vending machines is how you do world building without needing extra programming
Show threadAmi AngelwingsAug 31, 2025
Ah yes my favorite webcomic
Show threadAmi AngelwingsOct 31
oh a real life loot box
Show threadAmi AngelwingsOct 31
Straight people are allowed a little street racing too, as a treat
Show threadAmi AngelwingsOct 31
Time to put the balls in the holes
Show threadAmi AngelwingsOct 31
It took me far too long to realize that was supposed to be like "Bagel" and not turning your partners into a gel for your nutritional consumption
Show threadAmi AngelwingsOct 31
As somebody who grew up in a Chinese heavy school where "FOB" was used as a noun both derogatorally and affectionately to mean "Fresh Off the Boat", this was very funny to me
Show threadAmi AngelwingsNov 1
BEAUTALITY
Show threadAmi AngelwingsNov 1
Oh no I'm in an adventure/survival horror game
Show threadAmi AngelwingsNov 6
Ah yes, the curtains/Gundam/yuri store
Show threadAmi AngelwingsNov 6
It's wild how every Chinese store that sells anything also sells Gundams
Show threadAmi AngelwingsNov 6
Oh the skeletal remains of Cool Spot
Show threadAmi AngelwingsNov 6
Tag yourself
Show threadAmi AngelwingsNov 7
This store opens 10 whole hours every week. These are like the hours of a secret shop in a video game.
Show threadAmi AngelwingsNov 7
My Normal Car is raising a lot of questions already answered by the name
Show threadAmi AngelwingsNov 8
The two sexualities
Show threadAmi AngelwingsNov 8
Wrapping myself in a bow and giving my boyfriend
Show threadAmi AngelwingsNov 11
Oh if you blow up this car you get double xp
Show threadAmi AngelwingsNov 11
Mood
Show threadAmi AngelwingsNov 12
There's definitely a boss fight down this way
Show threadAmi AngelwingsNov 12
Finally, cosmetics for cyclopses
Show threadAmi AngelwingsDec 22
Oh I found them, call the space cops
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 18
Oh, Char is off on a raid because Zeon's supplies are down to cup noodles, sports shoes, and soft-spoken waifus
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 18
I would love to buy stuff from this store but it is always closed, has no hours of operation, and doesn't even have a store name. I guess I need to figure out the right quest to do to unlock it.
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 19
This mall has a lot of opinions
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 19
So that's where they come from
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 19
Normie/Goth/Vampire Fighting Nun lesbian wedding harem anime just dropped
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 19
Where Final Fantasy Lesbian Couples go to conceive
Show threadAmi Angelwings

This store opens only NINE HOURS a week! AND they have unexpected closures!

What a power move, they know Gundam Figure fans are like drug addicts

Jan 19 at 11:01pmWeb
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 21

Oh my god the Gundam Store that only opens 9 hours a week is actually open! (see: https://urusai.social/@ami_angelwings/115924250868100659)

But also when it's closed the open sign is lit up but when it's open the open sign is unlit, like they're only grudgingly open.

Update: The store is still open after the hours it said it would close. This store challenges your capitalist assumptions.

Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 23
This glass store with no name filled with expensive anime figures has never opened once since I discovered it and I'm starting to think it's a police honeypot
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 24
This mall's parking lot has vast fields of disabled permit parking and also the spots near the entrance are reserved for expectant mothers or "small cars". If you're a non-pregnant person who isn't disabled and drives a giant SUV or Cybertruck you better be ready for some cardio
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 25
This sounds like a threat
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 25
I guess technically this restaurant says "Rain or Shine" and didn't mention snow, so closing during a blizzard isn't against the rules
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 25
All power to primary shopping cannons
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 26
On the one hand you can spend $500+ on the next Cabbage Patch/Beanie Baby/Elmo/etc craze, or for $100 less you can get naked Android 18
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 26
This store holds so much mana
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 27

For when you want your skin to be especially white

(I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm trying to erase it)

Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 27

I swear no stores in this mall know how an open/closed sign works, they always say open when closed and closed when open. I feel like it's a vaudeville skit thing where because they're inside the store when closing and reading the sign, it says "closed" to them.

That or it's to keep out shoplifters like Zhang Fei sleeping with his eyes open to deter assassins.

Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 27
This is the fashion version of the level 99 armor shop
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 27
So that's where Griffith Berserk shops to look so good, I hear the prices are killer
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 27
Why does this guy look like Edward Cullen if he went Super Saiyan
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 27
Awww how sweet, Rei brought Bocchi a guitar pick for her guitar
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 28
This store is always closed. Yesterday it was closed which is fair it was Tuesday. But the sign wasn't up, it was locked inside the store on the floor. Today the sign is up and outside, so somebody must have opened the store to put it up. But the store is still closed.
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 28

These Gundam/anime figure stores that are never open or open like 1 hour every day that's a prime number when the moon is waxing are like when I get geolocked from buying things online. "I WANT TO GIVE YOU MONEY. PLEASE JUST LET ME!"

I'm starting to think they're not really stores but the private collections of some rich weeb and exist just to taunt us with all the treasures they have which us plebs may look at but never hold.

Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 28
This Spider-Man statue clearly is meant to be hanging upside down by a web/string, but having him sitting on the floor in that pose looks like he's doing something else and checking to see if anybody is around to notice.
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 29
Time to eat experimental mutant duck
Show threadAmi AngelwingsFeb 1
Okay which one of you ate all the noodles
Show threadAmi AngelwingsFeb 1
Great even my BPD needs to deal with the TSA
Show threadCTFeb 1
@ami_angelwings sorry it was me my bad they were just so tasty
Show threadEvery Other DraculaJan 28

@ami_angelwings with all those stacked boxes this looks like it really could just be an online seller renting the place for storage

if not for the sign

Show threadEvery Other DraculaJan 28
@ami_angelwings a sign which anyone could just take, if they wanted
Show threadEvery Other DraculaJan 28
@ami_angelwings maybe it's all a front, and those toys are stuffed with drugs
Show threadThe Witch of Crow BriarFeb 1
@ami_angelwings how many megapixels was the old Rei?
Show threadAdrianoJan 27
@ami_angelwings it’s probably all the nioxin.
Show threadEvery Other DraculaJan 27
@ami_angelwings a horrifying thought
Show threadniconeko is importing followsJan 27
@ami_angelwings didn't he get killed by his subordinates anyway
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 27
@niconeko yes, I was actually considering writing (spoiler alert: it didn't work)
Show threadManic Emo Dream GhoulJan 27

@ami_angelwings I'm kinda loving some of the modern art of 财神 tbh. I feel it only took off last few years and I really appreciate how they used lots of traditional aesthetics on top of making them different.

I should go for a walk but also we are in middle of a heat wave so I will die

Show threadCodey McCodefaceFeb 16
@ami_angelwings Shopkeeper: “Before I leave, I flip the sign to ‘closed’, after I come in, I flip it to ‘open’. What’s YOUR problem?”
Show threadManic Emo Dream GhoulJan 27
@ami_angelwings olaplax is FUCKING AMAZING though.
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 27
@BigShellEvent time to break the glass and run off with it
Show threadManic Emo Dream GhoulJan 27
@ami_angelwings set the whitening shit on fire while you there please
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 27
@BigShellEvent the joke is the KKK boxes
Show threadEvery Other DraculaJan 26
@ami_angelwings a bargain at twice the price
Show threadEvery Other DraculaJan 26
@ami_angelwings more like Android 18+ amirite
Show threadCTJan 26
@ami_angelwings Wow, I did NOT authorize them to release a model of my moobs!
Show threadAdrianoJan 25
@ami_angelwings for when customers breach containment
Show threadCharles TJan 26
@ami_angelwings depends whether fluffy rain counts
Show threadaesmaelJan 25
@ami_angelwings I bet it contains cabbages
Show threadEvery Other DraculaJan 25
@ami_angelwings I see it features a standard Resident Evil Cube
Show threadRain雨, the Radical Dame~Jan 23
@ami_angelwings I've seen people rent out retail locations like this just to serve as storage. Its not outside of the realm of possibility~
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 23
@ReignOfRaining no it's definitely a store, it has a cash register and counter and business cards, though I took the last one and they've never refilled it
Show threadRain雨, the Radical Dame~Jan 23
@ami_angelwings okay now its weird. I was thinking like online shop thing like ebay or amazon.
Show threadEvery Other DraculaJan 20
@ami_angelwings the shops are trying to neg you
Show threadzhinxyJan 20
@ami_angelwings I need to go get a business loan
Show threadAmi AngelwingsJan 20

@zhinxy the rent in these glass cubicles in Chinese malls here is only $500-600CAD a month and I've been trying to figure out what my friends could do with one so we can open a business and they can immigrate

Like you can cram a LOT in there

Show threadzhinxyJan 20
@ami_angelwings legitimately an idea worth considering
Show threadKevin CarsonJan 20
@zhinxy @ami_angelwings Lum & Abner episode where Abner complains he can't get any sleep because people keep coming in the Jot Em Down store to buy stuff.
Show threadtojikomoriJan 20
@ami_angelwings Ok but hear me out: those weekday hours actually make some sense. There are stores I can’t go to because the only time they’re open is 9–5 on weekdays. At least I wouldn’t have to request time off work to shop at this place.