Ami Angelwings
we will love your rug with all our heart and take care of your wet basement with pride and passion
I choose to believe that some guy hated Chris so much he bought an entire store just to announce it
This is so sus, they even all have genitals wtf!? the fact that they're like wearing hats just makes it worse!
The store is just called "The Toys Collection" and I swear this is an RCMP sting or something if you enter it
There's Chinese Canadian buildings missing 4 and 13, so it can start getting pretty weird and compressed
This restaurant gives you uno cards to mark your place in line for the food and I wanna know what happens if I get a reverse card, does the line order reverse? do I have to give *them* food?
A very expensive book that requires passing through fascist security to turn the page
I hate how much this guy looks like Chinese George W. Bush
(He's a conservative so I don't feel bad making the comparison)
Oh finally, lotto vending machines (& they're broken), we're finally in the TRUE 90s video game cyberpunk future
Broken vending machines is how you do world building without needing extra programming
It took me far too long to realize that was supposed to be like "Bagel" and not turning your partners into a gel for your nutritional consumption
As somebody who grew up in a Chinese heavy school where "FOB" was used as a noun both derogatorally and affectionately to mean "Fresh Off the Boat", this was very funny to me
This store opens 10 whole hours every week. These are like the hours of a secret shop in a video game.
GlennMagusHarvey@ami_angelwings no, you only get 2 xp
@glennmagusharvey that can still be double if regular cars are 1xp!
Arcadiagt5@ami_angelwings To quote from at least one #KanColle fanfic that’s out there… “FLAT IS JUSTICE” :)
Thepi@ami_angelwings That's a fucking RX-7. That's not normal, it's got a silly little Dorito engine! It's got no pistons!
@thepi no no it's normal, totally normal, no Transformers here
Every Other Dracula@ami_angelwings My Car is Having a Normal One
Metric Furlong@ami_angelwings A hobby shop where running the shop is itself someone's hobby.
Chuck Smith@ami_angelwings Hell yes, that one under the overpass or whatever in River City Ransom, exactly!
Piranhallama@ami_angelwings this makes me very happy.
zhinxy@ami_angelwings i gotta extend my eyes and see farther!
@ami_angelwings Gundam is an essential nutrient
@otherdracula vitamin G
Manic Emo Dream Ghoul@ami_angelwings chinese medicine, seafood, Gundam
@BigShellEvent the 3 genders
Bard 
@ami_angelwings I'm fairly sure gunpla is a form of traditional Chinese medicine that made its way over to Japan and got adapted.
四@ami_angelwings The music just starts playing automatically for this one :)
@ami_angelwings I didn't realise Faust Guilty Gear was a real guy
@thepi ah yes FGG
Velvet@ami_angelwings There's a bakery here with a similar name, but they use Bae-gal instead and it works a lot better.
@ami_angelwings I was even more confused as I was going down the BAE (Systems) route and was wondering what kind of bizarre airplane gel they had :)
ジギーくん@ami_angelwings Me, who always pronounces "ae" as just /e/ and not as /ej/:
@ami_angelwings But I'm still left to wonder; by "bae" do they mean ship, pear, or belly?
Turq@ami_angelwings wait do they accept credit cards? Wild, that's not legal here (very red state in the US)